Me: *yelling at France*

France:Obama wouldn't treat me like this!

Me: What?

France: Luna, Obama Care

Me: ... Bitch, no

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Russia: Luna I think there's a monster under my bed

Me: There's no such thing as monsters *looks under his bed*

France: *is under Russia's bed* LONG DICK STYLE

Me: Okay, we're moving

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Me: So 2•6 is twelve

Italy: I don't get it

Me: What don't you get, Italy?

France: Dat pusseh

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Germany: What is the longest bone in the body

France: *laughs a little*

Germany: No inappropriate answers, please

France: THAT DIH

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France: Bitches be like

Me: YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MOUTH

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Me: France, you need to do your chores

France:

France:

France:

France: Uh, new son, who dis

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France: Happy Mother's Day, I got you a new car, it's in the ba--

Me: Did you clean your homework?

France: How do you--

Me: Nope, fuck you

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Me: *is laying in bed, WattPadding*

France: HEY LUNA *sticks his head in my door*

Me: FUCK YOU *throws pillow at him*

France: BWAH *falls backwards onto floor*

Me: PULL-OUT GAME STRONG BITCH

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France: I have an addiction to French foods!

Me: *is holding croissant*

France: *starts making random French-sounding moans and flailing around*

Me: What the fuck