I JUST FINISHED The Impossible Knife of Memory

I'M FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SHIT

JESUS CHRIST

Now for te parteh

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Eren: Jesus Christ, not again

Me: YES AGAIN, BITCHESSSSSSS

Vinyl Scratch: *starts playing In This Moment and other awesome af rock bands*

Levi: Can I just fucking leave

Ciel: Get me out too

Sebastian: I think it's pretty nice *does the smile that makes me fangirl*

Me: sOMEONE HAS GOOD TASTE

Kaneki: Luna why the hell am I here again

Me: Because you're one of my sidekicks

Kaneki: Do you really need this many sidekicks

Me: Yes. Don't question me. *cough*Asshole*cough*

Hikaru: Luna did you kidnap me again

Me: Maybe

Russia: *puts his scarf over my ears* How should we kill her to get her to stop kidnapping us

Me: OoOh, this scarf is soft *hugs scarf*

Russia: Don't touch it or Belarus will murder you

Me: Fuck Belarus *hugs Russia*

*Belarus screaming in background*

Me: HIDE RUSSIA HIDE

Rin: Russia where's Ukraine

Russia: Why do you care...? *is looking for hiding place*

Rin: Because dem bEWBS

Me: RIN NO

Rin: RIN YES

Me: nO

Erza: *knocks Rin out* Mkay BAI *flies through window with Heaven Wheel armor*

Natsu: i'm aLL FIRED UP HA

Hikaru: whAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

Me: BEAUTY *turns to see Natsu eating the whole snacks table* JESUS CHRIST NATSU

Natsu: *accidentally bites L's hand*

L: *kicks Natsu in face* *evil whisper* If you fucking touch my cake, I swear to God I will turn you into a salmon and then I will fucking sell you to a fish-gutter and then I'll take you as a gutted fish and throw you into a shark tank to be killed one more time

Natsu: *runs to me* LUNA-SAN HELP *hugs me*

Me: L, I told you to not to say that to people. It scares them.

L: Oops

Natsu: ;-;

Rin: And people call me Satanic

Me: You're the fakhing son of Satan

Rin: ;^;

Russia: Luna-chan, could you give me my scarf back?

Me: nOPE *hugs scarf tighter*

Russia: *^*

Levi: Ciel, let's just go

Ciel: Agreed

Levi: *latches onto window with 3-D gear* *holds Ciel like a motherfakhing princess*

Me: WAIT LEVI-CHAN

Levi: *gives me the finger and flies up*

Levi: *bounces off window*

Sebastian: *catches Ciel, but lets Levi fall*

Levi: MOTHERFUCKER

Len: wATCH YOUR MOUTH OR I'LL SHOVE MY BANANA DOWN YOUR THROAT

Me: YAOI!

*whole room goes silent and stares at me*

Len: *awkwardly holds up banana as in the fruit you dirty animals*

Levi: LUNA GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE *chases me*

Me: *screams and runs away*

And then we all died

THE END