❝i think fangirling is the
 only talent i have.❞
──unknown

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗜𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗬 𝗠𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗘 𝗖𝗟𝗨𝗕𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗘!

cordelia/skeeter - goofy
chris - mickey
scott - donald 

mickey
GUESS WHAT
GUESS WHAT 

donald 
can you please
just tell us chris 

mickey
NO

YA'LL HAVE
TO GUESS

donald
i can practically
hear you screaming

mickey
MAYBE I AM 

donald 
i hope bambi throws
a hair blower at you
for texting us during
your honeymoon

goofy
*honeymoon in portugal
where one of the world's
oldest bookstores is located 

BUY ME PORTUGAL
COFFEE PLEASE 

donald
skeeter, your inner
nerd is showing 

goofy
shut up, scott 

i've been working for
 the past ten hours 

and i just delivered
a baby

i'm in a good mood 😌
don't mess it up

mickey
can we go back
to ME for a second 

donald
when ISN'T it
about you 

goofy
go stream me!
by bambi gray

mickey
okay since you're
all bad at the guessing
game 

mickey sent a link!

donald
can't you
just tell us???

mickey
can't you just
read it?????

you should change
your name to dumbo

donald
wOW 

so hurtful,
christopher 

i'm SHAKING 

goofy
the article says you
 have a new movie??

donald
i thought you
were working??

goofy
lunch break 🌯

mickey
hELL YEAH I
HAVE A NEW MOVIE 

goofy
hate to break it to
you christopher but
movies are part of
the job when you're
an actor 🤔

donald
hA 

who's the
dumbo now 

mickey
but look who's
going to be in it
with me!!!!

goofy 
oh jaeden's
here too
ya──

mickey
AND LEA SUPERSTAR
MULTI-TALENTED
SALONGA 

PRINCESS JASMINE HERSELF
FUCK YES I LOVE MY LIFE 

donald
oh now i see
the excitement 

goofy
"starring in the crime-
drama are chris evans,
 lea salonga, jaeden
martell, with  keanu
reeves"

donald
oH MY GOD
KEANU REEVES

goofy
it's nice to see
grown men
fangirling 

donald
skeeter,,

KEANU.
REEVES. 

THAT'S IT.
THAT'S THE
TEXT.

goofy
oh right

he's your
childhood hero

mickey
and boy oh
boy oh boy

are YOU going
to like this, my
brother!

donald
SAY IT 

mickey
we're filming
in boston!!!! 

donald

goofy
i'm surrounded
by children 🤦🏻‍♀️

but on more important
matters,, why is my name
goofy here again??

donald
because you're
 a bitch

goofy
and you're a
 ducking idiot

donald
AT LEAST i'm
not the idiot who
got someone else's
luggage

goofy

are we still
mentioning that??!!!!

it's been a month 😒

let's all build a bridge
 and get over it 

mickey
I'M GOING TO BLAST THE
ALADDIN SOUNDTRACK FOR
THE REST OF OUR HONEYMOON 

goofy
oh god bless bambi's
soul for putting up
with you 🙌

mickey
EnVy is not a good
look on you, skeeter 🤔

so is loneliness 

goofy
i'm not! 

mickey
says the only one
who's not married 

goofy
scott's not

donald
but i have a
boyfriend
soooOOOooo. . .🤷🏻‍♂️

goofy 
fine
whatever 

donald
oof chris you
ticked a nerve 

mickey
oh shit 

i'm so sorry, skeeter 😭
you know i was just
kidding right 🥺

goofy
yeah yeah 

lizzie and ruth are already
shoving dates to my face and
don't even get me started
about mom's nagging 

just. . .please don't pressure
 me to find someone, okay?

if there's someone
crazy enough to be
willingly stuck with me
ERASED

mickey
i'm sorry,
skeeter

goofy
it's okay really

i think i'm hypersensitive
since i haven't taken
my ten-minute nap

mickey
still, i'm sorry 

goofy
we're fine 😊 

congratulations on 
the movie chris 💖

and scott don't forget
 to eat three meals a day 

donald
says the one who
survives on lucky
charms and coffee 

goofy
enough with attacking your
favorite older sister 

a massive highway
pile-up just came in

gotta go!! take care
of yourselves 💞💞 

AUTHOR'S NOTE
a birthday update woot
woot!! 21 feels noice