Valentine's My Ass
A/N Valentine's- A Day for Love Not Loss, Well it Can Kiss My Ass.
Giyu's POV
So You Know what Day it is and Why We celebrate it So let's Cut on why I Hate Valentine's So Fucking Much.
357th Life- Feb 14th, I was about to Go out and Ask Shinobu when A Freakin Dog Decided to Run in the Road full of Fuckin Cars so On Instinct I decided to save it. Bad Idea.
596th Life- Feb 13th, Valentine's Eve. I came home from a business trip Abroad and I was about to surprise them but the irony is that I was the one to be Surprised since they were at the Floor. Shinobu and our kids mutilated on the God-damned Floor.
799th Life- Feb 14th, I was a Wuss so when I finally Wanted to Ask her Out someone Being Gay Eyes Proposed to her. Great, Just Great.
1278th Life- Feb 14th, Everything was fine, The Yukata Festival was going smooth when a Fucking Suicide Bomber decided to ruin Everything and Basically Shinobu was Captured by the Fucker
1567th Life- Feb 14th, Age 12 *Status: Dead* Cause of Death: Got shot in the Head 12 times because he tried protecting his Senpai and the Girl seeing her Junior Die Got Trauma and Suicides after a few Hours.
1763th Life- Feb 14th, I died Trying to save my Pregnant Wife Shinobu when a Fucker decided to Rob the Place we decided to Go For Our Date. Everyone Died Including Himself.
I Especially hate the fact that I couldn't even experience a single normal one.
And the thing is every time I try and even celebrate it I either Die or Shinobu Goes with someone else.
So Basically It's a fucked up Festival with me Suffering through it.
And I was extra careful this time since I also experienced with me dying At the 13th which is already Unlucky.
So here I am With Sabito and Makomo were Getting Ready to go out for their date meaning I have to Babysit Inoue for them.
Which I wouldn't care much since Inoue is a Little angel and I have the Help of Iako so this was easy.
They Already have a Yukata's On so the Valentine's Festival must be Traditional so With Those Bells and Koi fish And all of that Shit.
So they already Bid Farewell by Kissing Inoue's Forehead since she was asleep at my arms before they Waved Goodbye, Walking to the Festival which is Just at the Park about 10 Minutes from Now if They Do it By Foot.
"Okay What To do? What to do..." I mumbled to Myself putting the Girl in My Arms to Her crib.
I then Slowly Went out the Room Letting the Door have a Little Crevice so I can hear her when she Cries.
I was pretty Bored and I have nothing to do, Cause Their is Nothing to Ponder or even Interact here.
There is a Tv but I already Saw the Channels and the Topics were Pretty Lame.
I've got nothing Stored in My Phone which only Consists of Contacts and Just A Few Music and Pictures.
I don't Have a Console Because Sabito Steals it Everytime I would try and Play so I just Didn't even Bother anymore.
The Books here are pretty old and I've already Read all of them.
I sighed, Valentine's Is One of the Worst Days of the Year.
If It won't Kill me with getting Shot or Getting Rammed by a Bus it is Killing me of Boredom and Silence.
Then it hit me, Why Not do Chores? I mean Chores are Somewhat Fun Right?
Having the Idea I went around the House to Find anything to Dust Or Sweep into but I found Nothing.
*Not a Single Particle Of Dust... Damn it* I Internally Cursed, Frustration Overwhelming My Head.
I just Sighed once more, Before Going in the Fridge to Find something that Could Kill this Stress.
"Milk, Water, Soda, Leftovers, Mayonnaise, Wine, Champagne, More Leftovers...." I mumbled to myself, Checking Everything in the Shelves.
"More Leftovers, Even More Leftovers, Left- Well Well Well what do we Have Here" I scanned once more, before something Caught My Eye.
It was something I haven't Had in ages, Cause I couldn't even have some of it.
Valentine's Themed Chocolate, Haven't had this Since Like my 200th Life.
I then Reached the Heart Showed Box, Shoving the Other Things Inside Away so I can Actually Get it without The Clanging and Breaking of Glass.
After I had a Grip of it I quickly but Carefully Closed the Fridge before Tiptoeing back to Inoue.
I was at the Door slowly Opening it so that The High Pitched Screeching of the Unoiled Hinges weren't Heard.
As I entered slowly I closed the door and went straight to the Desk and sat there.
"What Could those two Be Doing?" I asked myself, throwing a handful of the Cocoa Treats in my mouth.
Narrator's POV
So while Our Favorite Depressed Person Wonders Here we are at the Festival Of Hearts with Our Midget Peach Couple.
The Plaza Was Filled with Lights, Stalls of Food and Other Goodies, Traditional Styles, and Beautiful Hues of Summer Themed Colors.
We could also See a few Familiar Faces attending The Festival with Their Own Dates or just Because they Wanted to Have something to do.
We see The Rengoku Family strolling around and Stoping to eat some Sweet Potato Fries.
The Shinaguzawa Family or Kanae And Sanemi were with Sekiro who was Pulling his Old Man's Albino Hair.
The Kamado Siblings Were following them with Zenitsu, His Older Brother Kaigaku, Inosuke, Aoi, Kanao, And Genya.
Muichiro was With his Uncles Yoriichi and Kokushibo.
Gyomei was Accompanying his Younger Siblings and His Date For the Day and Kyotuki Kabuki Was Her Name, She was A Fellow Worker of Gyomei on the Daycare Center. She's 164cm's Tall about the Height of Inosuke or Zenitsu and She has Jet Black Hair with a Few Greyish Highlights and she has Beautiful And Kind Eyes that Are the Color of Dull and Rusty Bronze.
Then we Have The Ubayashiki Family with Oyakata and Amane being Followed by their Kids.
Uzui, Makio, Suna, and Hinatsuru were Playing Games.
Mitsuri and Iguro were Checking the Takoyaki Stand.
And there Was Shinobu Strolling around Herself trying to Get Her Free time Spent with her Friends and Family.
She Kinda does Feel like she's Left out since Almost Everyone Had dates, Well Except for Kyoujuro who was Just having Fun.
But she still feels Awful. She doesn't Know why but the Only thing she Could think of now is the Sweet taste of Alcohol in a Cold Night Like This.
This Was actually Being a Problem but she wouldn't Care less Cause it's her Body and She Can do what she wants with it.
Now that she had the Idea of Alcohol she couldn't Help but want to Go Home and Change so She Can Visit a Bar or Buy Some Cans so she Came Drink it at Home.
So she Decided to Split for Now, But of Course she Had to Lie about something so the Others wouldn't Be Trying to Pry on Her Again.
As she Bid Farewell to Her Still Worried Sister she Took a Cab back to Her Condo and started to Get Ready And Go Out.
It took her less than an hour to get Ready and she was already Freshened up.
She Headed to A Bar she Always went every Time she would need to Let out steam from the Pressure of Work.
The Place wasn't too Fancy but not Too Shabby either, it was also not one of the Crowded types so only a Number of people are there.
As she Entered she instantly sat at the Counter where the Barista Offered her Services.
She seemed New, Shinobu would always see a Young Man Working here but she guessed that His Shift could've been Over or he had a date of some Sort.
"What Would I Be of Service For Today Ma'am?" She asked Her, while She Took a Bit of Time to Think about what mood she is in.
"A Bottle Of Beer Please and do you have anything That Could Fill My Hunger?" She Ordered, before asking if they have anything to Eat since she didn't even Buy anything at the Festival.
"We've Got some Tortilla Chips Filled with Nacho Cheese and Toppings of Your Choice Ranging From Veggies to Meat or Even Seafood. Then we Also Have The Chef at the Back who'll cook anything that The Customers would Order so you can Pick anything Ma'am" she Replied, While Shinobu Nodded.
"Oh I see.. Well I'll be Ordering some Tortilla Chips and a Bowl of Ramen Please" She Ordered while The Barista Nodded and went to the Back to tell Her Order.
*That's New, This Place didn't have something like that Before...* She Thought, While She Sipped from the Ice Cold Bottle Of Lychee Flavored Beer.
"Ah, That brings a Smile Into My Face.." She Mumbled, While the Soothing Beverage passed Through her Throat.
She then Took another sip looking around the Place, Not that Much People but still There were still Groups Talking around.
Shinobu's POV
I could Even see some People Making out or already Undressed for that Matter, Gross.
I looked Around More till I saw A Familiar Blonde making out with a Random Girl.
Weird Douma's Here, Didn't think he'd be the Kind to Go at bars but I guess as He might have Quoted that Chicks Dig A Good Bar Session.
I just Sighed and Looked Back at The Counter Not Wanting Him to Notice me Knowing how much of a Thirst He Is.
A Few Hours Later....
Narrator's POV
So after Shinobu saw The Atrocious (Cause he Killed Shinobu so he's Monster and a Fuckin Bitch) Blonde her Order arrived and She actually already ate it by Now.
She was Already at Her Fifth Bottle and she Doesn't seem to stop.
Bottle by Bottle she Drank the More Alcohol Would Run Through her Blood and the More she Got Hazy and Messed Up.
Every time She would Down one the Reality she Knew was Slowly Crumbling like some sort of Freak Dream.
The Alcohol was Getting To her But she ignored it and Downed another one after the Previous.
She was already Hallucinating and Talking to herself which Concerned someone.
The barista was already worried by now since she already Drank Dangerous amount of Alcohol, 20 250ml Beer Bottles and a Whole Bottle of Brandy.
She never saw someone drink that Much and Never Knee that This Small Woman could Take something a Full Grown Man could die From.
She wanted to help the Poor Soul so she waited till her shift was down and that Someone could switch with and Decided to Hoist the Unconscious Woman's left arm at her Shoulder.
The Good thing about this Place was That it was Also a Hotel which is why she helped her travel through the Main Desk so they could get a room, And Being a Hotel the Barista worked at the Staff in their knew her so they also Decided to Help.
They told her that a Nearby room in the Floor they were in was free and so that when they could take a look at her they would Notice if something was Wrong Immediately.
Somewhere Else.....
Giyu just Opened the Door for The Two who were Clearly Done for the Night.
"Giyu thanks For Today and You Can Go anywhere you want we'll Handle for now" Sabito Gratefully Spoke, Before Telling his Buddy to Enjoy the Night.
In His Mind He wanted to Deny The offer but he Thought about strolling around so he could at least get some fresh air.
"Okay I'll Be Going then and don't do anything Stupid alright?" He Bid Farewell before Instructing them to Not do anything Bad or Sexual.
"Okay We Promise..." Sabito Replies with a Bit of Sadness knowing that he couldn't satisfy his Urges.
"I'll leave it to you then" He bids before Walking out the Door.
He then stretches his Arms and Took in a Huge Breath of the Cold Midnight Summer Air.
After cooling Himself for a While he walked around looking at the Still Lit Night.
He passed By Establishments closing and Some who were still Open for Service.
He then Passed by a Familiar Place, it was a Bar he used to Visit Everytime he wanted some Peace and Quite.
This Reminded him of how much he would use to Go here and how wasted he could've Been.
This Very Bar was Established around the 1980's and He's been a Costumer since his First Millennia of Lives he Lived in.
The Thing was Quite, Cozy, and Most importantly a Customer Friendly Establishment.
He remembered when the Bar was just starting and how he Befriended the Manager and Owner, It was Fun He Thought.
He decided to have a Drink since even though there were some Bottles of Random Alcohol in their Home he wanted some When he was actually alone and not Bothered by Responsibilities.
He entered the Semi-Modern Bar and Found only a Few Groups of People Chattering and Drinking.
He Approached the Counter and Decided to Isolate himself from the Crowds.
He looked around the Bottles of Different Branded Liquor and Was Interrupted by a Young Man
With Brownish Blonde hair and a Wide Smile asking him about his Order.
"Hey there Mister! What can I Be of Service Today! Well actually it's Night By Yeah what Can I Help you?" The Young Man Cheerfully asked, While Giyu Continued searching for His Ideal Drink.
He then saw a Transparent Bottle and pointed at it.
The Barista looked at where he was pointing and saw what he was gonna order.
"Oh you want This? You're not much of a talker Ey Mister?" He asked getting the bottle of Gin.
The Young Man then Set a Shot Glass and Poured it Full.
Tomioka Just Downed this in an Instant surprising the Blonde-Ish Man.
"Whoa Sir Do you need Some water That Thing Was Pretty Strong, Is Your Throat Burning?! Do you need to Go To a Doctor or something?! Come on Sir Please Speak!" He Panicks, while Giyu Just Grumbles.
"Oh... Okay I guess You're Okay... Sorry for Exaggerating Hehe" he apologizes, Clearly Embarrassed from his Previous actions.
"It's Okay Kid.." he Replies In a But of a low Voice, while the Kid was Surprised.
"Wait You can speak?...." He asked, while Giyu Just Nodded.
"Phew.... Good thing I thought I was gonna be the One talking all the time" He sighs in relief, while Giyu just Chuckled.
"Heh.. You know kid You really Remind me of Someone" he spoke, pouring himself another Glass of Gin.
"Who do you Remind me of Sir?! Is it Possibly a Girl?~~" he Asked before Teasing the Man.
"No, You reminded me of the Best I used to Torture. He would always Babble like his life depended on it and it did because if he didn't Speak I was instructed to Kill Him in Cold Blood" he joked, while the Kid Just Gulped.
"Relax Kid I was Joking, Plus yeah You are Right it's a Woman..." He replied to his Question, But the Kid Noticed the sudden change in his Mood it was Like he Felt Sad.
"You okay Mister? You seem to have saddened Is there something Wrong?" The Kid asked in Concern While Giyu snapped out of it.
"Uh.. It's Nothing I Promise and can You Get me a Bottle of Tequila?" He replied, before Instructing the Kid.
"Oh Okay Sorry to pry" he apologizes before Getting the Bottle.
While the Kid was Preparing his drink Giyu was Thinking.
'Damn it why'd it suddenly go to her?' he Cursed, Finishing the Bottle of Gin.
The kid then comes back with the Bottle and Giyu just took it and didn't even Bother using the Glass.
"Wait sir Slow Down you could die if you drown it instantaneously!" The Young Man screamed, but Giyu just Kept Chugging.
He then puts the already empty Bottle in the Counter and asked for the Strongest Ale they Have.
The kid was having second Thoughts at first but still have him a Pint of it.
He wasn't even Done when Giyu snatched it from him and Downed it in One Go.
He asked for something Stronger so he Wanted some Rum which The Kid still have and just like the Ale it just Vanished in an Instant.
It took just 30 seconds for him to drink 29 bottles of Liquor that are so Strong a Normal Person would've Literally Died but he didn't.
The Kid was Both Surprised and Scared on how the Man could still Sit Properly and right now the Smell of already made him want to Barf.
After what seemed to be an Hour Giyu stood up and took his Wallet, He still seemed okay and He was still surprisingly Mobile.
"Thanks Kid... *Hick*" he Drunkly thanked giving the Kid 15,000 Bucks and Telling him to Keep the Change for his company.
The Barista was Too stunned that he didn't even Notice that Giyu left back home all drunk but still Conscious enough to lazily walk.
Shinobu's POV
Hmmm? Where am I? *Hick* Naw actually who am I?
Is this a Room? *Hick* Weird am I Dead? Hmmmmmmmm.... Douma-Kun what do You think?
Wait Douma Who is that?! Is that a Type of Bird? Or is it a Car? Hmmmm....
Why do I see Yellow? And something Hairy? Hmmm...
Who am I again? Oh right Douma-Kun... Hmmmm.
I feel Ticklish? My Body is Tingling? I feel warmth... Hmmmm....
My Feet Hurt? My Womanhood stings? Wait what's a Womanhood? I feel Heavy? Am I Dead.
I Hear something Creaking? Is that my Wooden Coffin? Wait What's a Coffin?
Narrator's POV
While she was Mumbling at her Hazy Head Giyu was Nowhere to be found the other day.
Sabito waited for him all Night but he didn't Come Back.
He searched all Night but he Couldn't Find him anywhere.
Makomo was also worried of his friend thinking that he Left again and Maybe for Good Now.
Iako was Panicking, Her Foster Father was Gone and She couldn't Take it.
Mitsuri was Texted by Makomo about his Sudden Disappearance and She was Speechless.
Sabito was a Mess, He was Worried and Terrified for his Friend especially since their Last Interaction Sabito felt like Giyu was Bidding Farewell To him.
Minutes went by and nothing happened, Hours Passed and Still no News from the Authorities.
It was already 5 in the Afternoon and There is still no news.
Sabito has been walking around since the Break of light and he's been around the whole City.
He was already Tired and he couldn't even take a Break.
He was already Nearing a Store when he saw a Glimpse of Someone.
He stopped Midway slowly approaching the man who was seemingly Asleep.
"Hey Mister are You Okay?" He asked, Approaching the Man Once More.
No Response.
"Oi Mate you Okay?" He asked already in Hands reach.
He shook the Man but still no Response.
The man Reeked of Alcohol so he thought that he passed out from being drunk so he tried helping him up.
But he couldn't do it since the Man was Built like a Tank, All Heavy.
"Oh God what the Fuck are you Made of..." Sabito struggled, while the Man just Grumbles.
"Peach..... Head....." The man Grumbled and Sabito Flinched.
"Wait What Did You Say?" He asked looking at him till he Realized who he was actually Talking to.
"Damned.... Loud Mouth" It was Giyu, Drunk and Messy.
"You Fucking Idiot I searched everywhere and I just see you at an Alleyway Drunk and Depressed Looking" Sabito was Angry but also Relieved that He found him again.
"Shut... Up.... Fucking Scar Face" the Man replies in a Annoyed tone trying to Walk.
"Good thing the Cafe is Nearby..." Sabito sighs, helping his Drunk friend back home.
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A/N VALENTINE'S IS TWO DAYS AGO BUT I DON'T CARE CAUSE LOVE IS LOVE!
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