A/N- I-I'm W-What?

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Shinobu's POV

It's been almost a Week since the Valentine's Drunk Palooza and now I'm Back to Working.

And it's Been a Real Pain that Everytime that I would get a break there would be something that would always Fuck with my day.

It's either A new Patient just Swoops right in or I would just be Pissed off by some Of This Hospital's Stupidity.

I mean Yesterday I saw some of the Nurses going Commando and just went Having Sex in the Janitorial Closet.

Another time was when some Intern tried Helping with the Patients laundry and he accidentally as He Quoted Mixed the Colored Laundry to the Plain One's so now the Hospital is Rainbow Themed it was a Disaster but it did help with The Patients Morales especially The Kids.

And here I am Finishing some Paperwork so I can Finally Leave the Damned Place so I can Spend time with my Family.

I haven't seen Dad nor Mom for a while now so I've been wanting to Visit.

Plus I've Been Missing Kanao and My Nephew Sekiro and Got them a Pile Of Goodies.

Plus Being stuck in this Crack Hole for almost a Month is Taking a Huge Till on my sleep schedule.

I was about to finish my Final report when Mom suddenly called.

"Hello Mom? I'll be there in a Few I just gotta sign One thing and I'm done" I spoke while I heard her sigh.

"Okay Honey be careful when you drive. I'll tell Dad to come wait for you" She replied, While I told her not to worry that much.

"Yeah I'll be going now, See you there" I bid farewell while she did the same.

As I put the Phone down a sudden Pain in my Head Jolted my system.

I suddenly Felt Nauseous and my Senses went Crazy.

I felt hot, I couldn't breathe and I suddenly Felt Tired.

Then took my Phone and Checked my reflection with the front Camera and I saw my Pale self.

I was just Pure white, Not Literally but I just look too pale for someone.

Then the Sudden Bile in my throat wanted to burst out.

I ran into the Restroom trying to Regurgitate the Bug in my stomach.

Something was wrong with me and I could feel it in My system and it was clearly shown from the Things I Barfed out.

And my Nose is Killing me because not only can I not breathe but if I ever do breathe every Damn thing is just filled with this Putrid stench.

I sat there for a good minute before the nausea went away.

"Oh God what have I eaten?" I asked my self shoving the excess vile in my lips.

I just wondered what caused this but forgot it after a few minutes after it.

Giyu's POV

So yeah it has almost been a Week since I've been found Sleeping in the alley and I couldn't shake a Some weird thoughts in my head.

Every Damn Night since that Irish Friday I've been having this Peculiar Dreams.

I would always see myself holding a Baby and Shinobu would be Laying her Head in my shoulders.

It was nice but what's with it? Probably a Memory from one of the past ones. I'll try remembering.

Shinobu's POV

So I just arrived at Our Family house and I was greeted by Dad.

"Shinobu Sweetie" My Dad cries, Hugging the daylights out of me.

"Dad Stop being such a Baby!" I screamed In annoyance, trying to push him away but he just hugged tighter.

"But my Baby!" Oh right ever since the series of Unfortunate events Dad here has been a Protective Vest of Kevlar.

He would always text me every Minute even though I told him I was fine, Would run to the Hospital to bring me a Bento when he could, and would literally be my Body Guard if he got a day off.

One time I had a meeting he just slammed the door open because he heard a Ticking sound and Thought it was a Bomb planted for My assassination.

I mean who The Hell would assassinate me?!

I really do appreciate him for being a great Dad and all but this is really getting annoying.

"Kurou quit being a baby and Let Shinobu Go" I heard Mom speaking behind my Old Man.

"But Satsuki my Baby....." Dad tried arguing, giving his Old Unusual Tactic of using Puppy eyes.

"Let her go or I'll have to Pull your ear so bad that It'll feel like it was Ripped off by a Rabid Dog?" Mom threatened him while he just Replies with a faint Eeek.

He then suddenly let's go of me and ran inside trying to escape Mom's Wrath.

And I can tell you how much of a Demon Mom is.

Even with that Pink Hair of hers she isn't the Bubbly type of person like Mitsuri would be.

She would always be Logical and be the Calmer one in their Duo.

And when she gets angry of Dad she would just literally Wack the Fuck out of him.

While Dad's just a goofy Old Bum trying to lift everyone's Spirit's like his Sky Blue hair.

And yeah I never got the Reason why We had Black Hair while they had vibrant ones.

Mom said our Grandma had the Same hair color as Me and Nee-san and she did say that The color Lavender from our Highlights are the combination of both their hair Colors.

I kinda got what she meant since Red plus Blue is equal to Violet and since Pink and Sky Blue are Lighter shades of both they turn into a Lighter type of Violet like Lavender or Wisteria.

"Are you okay Dear? Don't worry I'll talk to your Father about this and come on inside Kanao has been wanting to see you for a while now" She asked clearly a bit concerned knowing how Strong Dad is but I said it was fine.

As me and Mom walked inside I saw some few other Shoes in the side.

'Did they have another unexpected Visitor?' I asked myself, With my eyes furrowing around to see the Guest.

I was near the Doorway entering the Living Room when I heard a Tiny thumping Noise approaching me.

I looked around but I couldn't see anything at first until I felt this Soft and warm thing that was pulling my legs.

I looked down to see my Nephew Sekiro with a huge smile on his Face and an adorable Plush Husky in his Chubby little hands.

I crouched down to his level and Hoisted him up before giving him a few kisses in his Fluffy Marshmallow Cheeks.

"How's my little Marshmallow? How's my little Cutie?~" I cooed him, pinching his cheeks which he kinda hates but I can not stop doing.

"E-Egg!" He babbled in annoyance, trying to slap me with the Plush.

"Okay Okay I'll stop. Now let's get back to Mommy okay?" I spoke, stopping the Flurry of pinches and going to the Living Room.

I looked through the Living Room and saw Nee-San and Sanemi talking to the still spooked Dad.

I also saw Kanao and the Tanjiro Kid, Probably trying to Court her.

I really like the Kid since he's Real Honest and Really a Sweet Cake So I really wouldn't be surprised if both get Married.

"Nee-san! Kanao!" I called out, while everyone looked at me with Smiles.

"Nee-san!" Kanao ran into me Hugging The Hell out of Me like what Dad did.

"Kanao Not so tight Sekiro might fall if you Hug any tighter" I stated, trying to pry from her hands.

"Sorry Nee-san I just missed you" she apologized while I just Ruffled her hair.

"It's okay Kanao, I missed you too" I assured her, while Nee-san also hugged me.

"Shinobu you made it! How's my Little Sister? Oh right Can I have my Little Man first?" She greets with a Hug, before gesturing her arms to give Sekiro which I did.

"I'm fine Nee-san just a little tired from Work and Whatnot" I reply with a bit of Distraught while she Just laughed.

"Haha Don't worry Lil Sis! Me and Sanemi had been through worse. Like In every Weekday." She laughed it out but she kinda felt Scared when she mentioned being a Teacher.

"And why not find someone that could Take care of you already? I mean you're already pass the Consent age of Marriage and Look at Kanao there already Getting one before you" She tried Pushing me Pointing at my Younger Sister who was Casually Laughing with Mom, Dad and Tanjiro.

"I told you a Thousand Times Nee-san. If or when the Time comes I will eventually find someone that could take Care of your Ever Gorgeous Little Sister" I reply furrowing my eyebrows in Frustration from her constant ramblings about me finding someone I should Marry.

"Okay Drama Queen I get it Now let's head to the others They're probably waiting for Us You Know?" She gestures, while I followed suit.

As we neared them I saw Kanao blushing and The Maroon Head Rubbing his Nape from Embarrassment.

Clearly the Culprit was Dad since he had the usual Goofy grin he does whenever he does something stupid and Mom clearly knows that since she had to experience it a Butt Load of times.

"Oh God is Dad being a Total Doofus again?" I whispered to Mom, while she sighs probably having had enough with Dad's Stupid Antics.

"Just let him be for now I'll talk to him Later...." She replies, before standing up and Excusing herself out of the room.

"I Guess this is happening..." I sighed to myself. This is gonna be one Hell of a Long Day.

Narrator's POV

So while Shinobu was trying to Coupe up with her Father's Idiocracy, Giyu on the Other hand was literally being One.

On his Hand was Inoue trying to crawl all around him and in the other is Iako's Advanced Calculus Assignment.

And he pretty much handled it like a Pro, Solving the Problems in a Second and Stopping the Babbling Little Girl from doing anything that could potentially cause a Concussion.

You could say that He'd be the Ideal Husband but Hands Off He's Mine- I'm Kidding I meant that His heart only belongs to Shinobu and Her alone.

(I'm kidding Okay I just wanna make a Joke plus I'm Straighter than an Erected Pillar)

You can say that he's too Damn Loyal that it could've been misunderstood for Him being Obsessed but he just Loves her so Damn Much.

And Oh God how he Missed her so Much. He missed her beautiful Smile, Her Lavender Locks, Her Luscious Lips, Her Translucent Eyes, and Most importantly her Tender Love and Affection.

He never really got this Deep in Thought for a Long Time now and he was still Reminiscent of the Times they would Spend together just Laughing and having the time of their Lives.

He sighed wanting to Experience the Good Old days when they both would just Hang Out and talk about their Preferences.

I mean he was so lost in Thought that he didn't notice that the Baby he was taking care of was already on the Floor crawling away to find something to do while his other Hand Unbenonced wrote everything that he was Thinking.

Luckily at that Exact Moment Sabito and Makomo arrived from their Trip to the Hospital.

You know the shit that Happened a few Months Ago with Mitsuri finding Giyu to be alive and Well? Then you'll probably know what escalated and Well...........

Yeah She's Fucking Pregnant.... Again. (They had to have Sex Infront of a Kid *Sigh*)

Sabito was Bewildered when he saw his Daughter casuallychewing on a Shoe like a Dog would while his Best Friend/Drunk Douche Hobo was being a 90's Monitor opening 2 Tabs, Like he's Physically active but his Brain is Unresponsive like he's dead of Some Sorts.

And there he goes Slapping the Man with a Pan just to make him go back to reality except he just Dropped Dead on the floor.

Yeah Bad decision so of Course was panicking and contemplating his Actions before his Wife Smacked some sense into his Peachy Ass.

The two then tried Formulating a Plan so they can wake the Idiot up which took them a Few hours since they had to scrutinize the Up's and Down's of each.

Shinobu's Place......

Well everyone was having the Time of their Lives.

They were laughing and having Fun which we could see through their Lively Faces.

Tanjiro who just went here to Study to Kanao was 'Forced' to literally take Kanao's Hand in Courtship because Kuruo annoyed him so much he finally broke and Admitted his Feelings making the Youngest Kochou past out in embarrassment.

Kanae and Sanemi were chatting about their weird Encounters in the School they teach at while Satsuki just croaked trying her hardest to hold her laughter but failed to do so.

And Shinobu just sat there deep in Thought.

She was blankly staring at her nephews Dark Grey locks as the Toddler just slept on her hands.

She was so deep that the Chattering surrounding her just became Inaudible and the only thing being heard Is her deep breaths and the constant Voice that whispers through her Auditory senses.

She was having weird glimpses about Her and Giyu?

She shook her head but nothing happened, she couldn't shake it.

She tried once more but the same thing Occurs and nothing happened.

The sudden Flash then blinds her for a second before seeing a beautiful Lake with the Spring Breeze flowing through her Face.

She saw herself walking while holding a Small Girls hand.

They were walking in what seemed to be a Dirt path along the Lakes Shoreline.

Everything seemed so Familiar yet she couldn't even remember anything about it.

The Calming sound of the wind shaking the Trees surrounded the two.

Is was Beautiful.

She saw how the two would talk and catch short glimpses before continuing. 'Who is the kid I'm with?' She asked herself before looking at the pair once more.

She was surprised that they were looking her way. "T-They can See Me?!" She stated in bewilderment while the two had smiles on their faces.

She could see that she's about the same age here probably a bit older and the kid was Undeniably a clone of her.

She has the same Complexion, Same Smile, Same Chubby cheeks and the Undeniably standing out of the Lavender like Highlights.

The only difference you would see is her Eyes. They were Blue, Deeper any shade she has ever seen before but still emitting the same Reflective Insect like eyes.

"W-Why does that Kid look like Me?" She asked even more Confused than before. While in a few seconds she heard some aggressive footsteps thundering behind her.

Then she realized that they weren't staring at her because it was someone else they were looking at.

She slowly turned to see none other than Giyu Tomioka with a Wide Smile in his often Emotionless and Distressed looking face.

She was out of Words, Clearly confused on this sudden scenery she was put into.

But the worse is yet to come....

She saw how the Little Girl Open Handily greeted the Man with a Huge hug before she gets thrown up to the Air and caught.

The laughter of the two also transmitted to the other Shinobu who was Giggling at both of their antics.

As the laughter died down Giyu decided to get close. Like Real Too Close for Comfort.

Shinobu started sweating bullets and was Panicking so badly but she couldn't do anything about it.

She wanted to Scream that they stop what Treachery they are doing and just let her go back to the Real World again but nothing happened.

The Two then Closed the Gap sharing the Short but Meaningful kiss.

She was unresponsive, Her brain suddenly fried from seeing such imagery she wish was just a Figment of her Imagination but it was Too realistic for her.

"Daddy and Mommy Sitting on a Tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!" The little girl Cheerfully sang while the Two laughed at their Daughters antics.

"Oh stop it Umi you rascal" Giyu happily states tickling the Little girl.

"I-I have a-a....K-Kid..... With G-Giyu..." She broke down, Looking at the happy family.

The scenery then suddenly darkens and the only thing she could see was herself.

She looked around the room and started calling for help.

She started running to find an exit while shouting to see if anyone was around to help her.

It was an endless cycle and she didn't even know what was happening anymore.

She started Crying for help and the Thought of her being lost here again and for Good.

She started Sobbing, Clenching her teeth, banging the Floor but she couldn't do anything rather than just cry her Heart out.

That's when her sobbing stopped. The room slowly lighted up and started to picture everything back.

She looked to see the Worried faces of her Family, Tanjiro and Sanemi included.

"Shinobu-Nee are you okay?" Kanao calls out clearly worried for her Sister.

"Shinobu, Dear are you okay? Why are you Crying?" Her Mom asked her while she was confused.

"Wait I'm Not Cry....ing?" She replies, trying to prove that she wasn't crying but she felt something wet run down her Cheeks.

She was wrong. She was Crying and she didn't know why.

She was confused and suddenly a Ringing sensation occured in her Ears causing her to Grasp both.

Then a sudden Jolt of Pain in her abdomen made her Scream and Clench her Teeth in Pain.

The others were distressed and we're now trying to help the Woman all they could.

Everyone was doing their Own duties like running to find a Towel, Getting a Pack of Ice and Trying to find a Thermometer.

They ran around the house like There was a Fire happening right there and they were Trapped inside to be Burnt Turkey on Thanksgiving.

They checked her Temp and it was Through the Roof and by that I meant Piping Hot.

She was Sweating a Lake from the sudden heat, Her Complexion got Paler than Before and the Bullshit she had to endure when she was at the Hospital was Back again.

They didn't even notice it since they were so busy panicking that Shinobu ran to the Toilet bumping stuff along the Way and slipping a few times.

She ran as fast a she could trying to hold the Venomous spit she was gonna Throw out.

The bang on the door was everything the others heard to let them know that they Fucked up and Instantly ran through every Damn door they could Find.

Sekiro was just in the Crib playing with his Bunny and Giggling at the Adults Cowering Faces.

"BLERGHHHH *Splat* *Chunk* *Splat* .... Hick.......... BLERGHHHH *Splat* *Sploosh* *Chunk*... BLERGHHHH...." The sound surrounded the house like a Speaker alerting the others once more.

Shinobu spat every Damn second till she couldn't do it anymore.

The others arrived to see her Helplessly trying to lift her head up but she failed when another Batch of the Indescribable Goop went out of her Mouth.

Everyone was really really Worried especially the Females knowing exactly what it meant.

Few Hours Later......

So they finally stopped her from being all Doozy and now they were all at the Dining table.

They were discussing something about the still sleeping Woman's sudden disturbance.

"Mom... I did the same when I found out I was pregnant..... Could she possibly Be..." Kanae struggled noticing a pattern on Shinobu's sudden sickness.

"That wouldn't be Logical.... She doesn't even have a Boyfriend how can she possibly Pregnant?!" Kuruo slams the Table, Scaring everyone in the Process.

"Yeah.. how can Shinobu-san be pregnant if we didn't even see her Dating anyone?" Tanjiro followed up, while everyone looked so lost in thought.

"What if she was dating someone in secret? *Gulp* Then that could Explain- NO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT MY BABY GIRL IS PREGNANT WITH SOME WUSS'S KID" Sanemi tried assessing before Kuruo finally broke and slammed the table harder that it caused the table to shake and bruise his Hands in the Process.

"Dear.... Stop it you're scaring the kids..." Satsuki tried calming him down and her own from starting to cry.

Everyone was in shock by now. Nobody saw Kuruo be angry since he would always be seen with a Smile in his face so this scared them.

"Fuck......" The man cursed before finally Tearing up.

Everyone looked down. They were expecting the Worst and it did happen.

Shinobu was interrogated, trying to ask her about her Sex Life but she denied any of the Accusations of even her Dating someone.

"No I wouldn't possibly be Pregnant! I didn't even have someone to date and I'm still a Virgin and still Not touched at All!" She explained trying to Deny everything.

"Okay I know you aren't lying but please just Take this. We need to be sure if it's just a Bug in the System, Please" Kanae begged her, while she was Clearly hesitant.

But she wanted to prove them so she took it and went to the Bathroom.

And that's where her Horrors Came true.

Shinobu's POV

"I-Im Pregnant......."

To be Continued....

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A/N HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SMALL BUTTERFLY WOMAN!!!! And yes in all seriousness I love her so Much and Goodnight!