Monday ~ 6:53 pm

Dilemman:

Have you ever been Jennifer in going to any parties?

starry.eyed.hope:

I don't know what kind of sentence that is but like I've never been any Jennifer before. 

I mean like I had gone for this Angelina Jolie's Maleficent look once during this weird Halloween party.

But, nice idea!

I could go with Jennifer Lawrence's Katniss Everdeen look for this year's Halloween.

And maybe even Jennifer Anniston's famous Rachel look next year or I could be this… this hot and sexy Jennifer Lopez for the year after that.

Dilemman:

Uh…

What are you talking about?

starry.eyed.hope:

What do you mean, what am I talking about?

You literally just asked me if I have ever been Jennifer even though the second half of your sentence makes like zero sense. Scratch that, negative sense!

Besides, your question was so random, especially since Halloween is so far!

Dilemman:

Oh, shirt!

Shit*

That was an honest mistake. I've been in so much hurry that my autocorrect is acting like this drunk companion right now

Now that I think about it, autocorrect is ALWAYS drunk because it corrects the words without even making sense of what we're writing about

starry.eyed.hope:

God, Gaston, get to the point already!!

Dilemman:

I meant, are you "interested" in going to any parties?

starry.eyed.hope:

Oh. Oh.

That's… that was embarrassing for me now.

And here I had written a whole ass essay on Jennifers sheesh. Why didn't I think that it was an autocorrect? *crying for infinity*

But to answer your question, it actually depends on the vibes of the parties, I guess. Or more like depends on what kind of parties.

Dilemman:

No worries, Collins. It's important to get embarrassed sometimes bahahahahahaha

Also, the parties that my sister attends reek of "too-good-for-you", posh, aristocratic attitude

AND, since her date is on an important work stuff trip, I got the next potential spot to be her date. Yay me *rolls eyes*

God, I don't even wanna go there because it's going to be worse and her best friend's going to be there and I just DON'T. WANNA. GO!

But my sister doesn't wanna hear a word because, according to her, I need to "loosen up a bit"

starry.eyed.hope:

Wow, you're rambling a lot today.

You must be really nervous.

Oooh, and what is it that I am hearing?

Her best friend, huh?????? Guess, someone's got the hots for his sister's best friend.

Dilemman:

It's complicated and I don't wanna talk about it

And trust me, I've got no hots for her

starry.eyed.hope:

Oh, okay.

And tell you what?

Just go and have fun. Sing a song or two and start a mini concert there! You do you!

Dilemman:

You know what? You're right

Thanks, Collins ;) <3

starry.eyed.hope:

Don't send me those weird emojis -_-

Dilemman:

Okay ;) <3

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This thing had happened to me once. Or with my best friend, to be more precise 😂😂 We were like talking and she said something that I don't remember now but she wanted to say "interest" and she wrote "Jennifer" accidentally (or more like autocorrectly. Yes, I'm punny 😏😂). I was like, "huh?" And then it became a joke between us. I told her that, "girl, I'm writing a chapter on this!!!" And she was like, "DO IT! IT'LL BE SO MUCH FUN" hehehehehehe and so here it goes 😂😂😂😂

Hope you guys enjoyed it LMAO