Friday ~ 4:17 pm

Dilemman:

You know, you're living your life 85% less if your breakfast includes kale salad

starry.eyed.hope:

Dude,

I

Agree

But

Make

That

99%.

Because

Food

Is

Basically

Love

And

Life.

Meaning

Eat

Good

Food

And

Stay

Healthy.

Be

Happy.

Dilemman:

Wow

You're

Absolutely

Right

99%

Is

Accurate

Lol

starry.eyed.hope:

Why

Are

You

Talking

Like

Me?

Dilemman:

No

Because

Why

Are

You

Talking

Like

That?

starry.eyed.hope:

My

Keyboard

Has

Been

Messed

Up

Or

More

Precisely

My

Space

Button.

It

Isn't

Working.

Sighs.

Dilemman:

Oh

I

See

And

The

Fact

That

You

Already

Found

A

Hack

To

Still

Chat

Without

It

Bahahahahahahahaha

A

Huge

Respect

starry.eyed.hope:

You

Seriously

Don't

Need

To

Talk

Like

Me

Please.

Dilemman:

Well...

Because

So

You

Don't

Feel

Alone

Collins

starry.eyed.hope:

Aren't

You

A

Darling?

Note

The

Sarcasm!

Dilemman:

Even your "note the sarcasm" sounds so funny and not at all serious hahahahahahaha!!

starry.eyed.hope:

Shut

Up,

Gaston!

And

About

The

Kale

Salad?

I

Believe

You

Are

Living

Your

Life

99%

Less

*Smirks*

Dilemman:

Honestly, I swear. Sometimes, being fit just makes me wanna go fat

starry.eyed.hope:

Fit

To

Fat.

I

Like

That.

Oh

And

It

Rhymed.

Just

Like

Selena's

Crazy

Funky

Junky

Hat.

Dilemman:

Man, I don't even know how you get such ideas

starry.eyed.hope:

I

Am

A

Massive

Reader,

Gaston!

My

Brain

Is

Completely

Filled

With

Ideas

And

Imagination.

Sometimes,

I

Even

Forgot

That

I

Am

Living

In

The

Reality.

Dilemman:

Well, then what does it take to be your reality?

starry.eyed.hope:

All

Good

Things!

And

Was

That

Some

Cheesy,

Flirty

Line?

Dilemman:

It wasn't! I was being genuine!

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