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A stolen ship! The mysterious writer with mysterious powers, an invisible flower and the longest part written so far!

Continue Part 10

"Seriously?!" Sprinkles exclaimed.

"Seriously. " Answered Gandalf.

"You're going to let me join? I can't believe it! I'm such a huge fan and I'm actually going to be on a quest with you guys!"

"Where is the ship?" Bard asked, clearly getting annoyed.

"huh? Oh right,  yes of course the ship. One moment."

In a flash Sprinkles had wiped out her pen and paper and was writing furiously. After closing the book she spoke.

"Alright I'm out. "

Before their very eyes, the ship appeared. It was a large and menacing looking ship, complete with black sails-

"Wait a minute! I know this ship!" Legolas said, as he inturptted the description.

"How could you?" Asked Gandalf.

"I know I know this, the part about black sails, I've seen it before!"

"Highly impossible." Gandalf corrected.

"Yeah just like falling pipe organs and talking monkeys." Newt muttered under his breath.

"How are we supposed to get this thing out to sea?" Asked Bard.

Everyone turned and looked at Bard and laughed.

"Haha that's a good one, o fearless dragon slayer! " Legolas blurted.

"Quite!" Chuckled Gandalf.

Fluffy McGiggles gave Bard a friendly (but really hard) smack on the back that knocked him off his feet.

Katniss began to snort and slapped her knees.

Minho fell to the ground, unable to breath due to the intense laughter and Newt shook his head while laughing.

"I said nothing funny!" Bard insisted.

"It's a laketown thing." Sprinkles whispered to Katniss and they began to laugh 10 times as hard.

"What is so funny! I demand to know!"

"Or what? You'll shoot us with bubbles?!" Legolas joked.

Fluffy McGiggles clapped and Minho pretended to shoot an arrow.

"This has gone far enough! Now tell me what it was I said that was so funny!"

Unfortunately for our awesome dragon slayer his lack of knowledge only made things funnier. Bard did the only thing he could think of and began to walk away. Thankfully, this worked or the company might still be laughing to the very day.

"Wait, Bard come back." Gandalf shouted.

"Why? So you all can laugh to my face?"

"Yes! I mean no. Come here and we will explain everything." Finished Gandalf.

Reluctantly Bard returned and the only near laughter was Minho holding his breath.

"Everyone on board who is going aboard!" Shouted Gandalf.

"Don't you mean going ashore?" Asked Bard

Sprinkles and Katniss had to turn away while Legolas threw back his head and let out one quick laugh.

Our Orc walked to the side of the ship and opened a panel, pressing a few buttons and suddenly the ship opened (if you will) and velvet steps lead up to the very plush and overly decorated middle of the ship.

"That isn't supposed to happen!" Exclaimed Bard.

"Neither is anything else that has hence happened." Repeated Newt.

"But a ship, this isn't right!"

"In you go!" Insisted Legolas who gave Bard a shove inside.

Everyone piled in behind the stumbling dragon slayer and took a seat at the large sectional couch that wrapped around the entire body of the ship.

"How are you supposed to sail this thing from way under here?" Bard asked.

"Since you are the most old fashioned one among us, who enjoys sleeping in dirty hammocks and walking on mucky and soggy wood floors, you may stay up top and be a regular old sausage!" Gandalf said gruffly.

"What sort of an insult is sausage?!" Katniss asked.

"My favorite. A vile link of meat that is irregular shaped and floppy." Answered Gandalf with a nod of his head.

Bard spotted the sign leading up stairs that bluntly read "Old Sausages Enter Here!"

The man gave a sigh and went up the creaky stairs. He slowly nodded as he came up on deck. The black sails blew softly above him.

"Now this is what I call a ship."

He walked across the old wooded floor boards, and up to the wheel. It was then he suddenly remembered he didn't know how to get this thing into the water and still had not been informed as to what was so funny.

Meanwhile below deck:

"Now this is what I call an adventure!" Legolas said gleefully as he stirred a cup of iced mocha.

While she sipped a pineapple smoothie, katniss looked to the old wizard and asked,

"When were you going to tell him?"

Gandalf chucked and between bites of a deluxe chicken on toasted bun sandwhich he answered,

"He will find out soon enough on his own. I have complete confidence in him."

"I hope he does soon, I'm ready to get a move on this quest." Said Newt while he shifted from side to side on a motorcycle racing arcade game.

To be continued!!!