The wizard woke to the sound of absolute..... silence. He sat up from where he had been laying.

Nothingness surrounded him.

"Where in Middle Earth am I!?"

A deep voice boomed from nowhere.

"You are exactly where you are supposed to be until I have need of you, insignificant character."

The wizard frowned.

"Insignificant indeed! I alone lead two separate companies to their doomed death and I'll have you know only-"

He stopped to count on his fingers.

"Only four of them died!" He finished proudly.

The voice now clapped in a sarcastic tone.

"Yes. Well done. You have finally admitted that you are the one who killed them."

Gandalf gasped.

"I- I did not kill them! T'was orcs and and well, more orcs! Fithly things- no you are wrong!"

The voice chuckled.

"Ah yes the sound of utter denial. You think yourself brave and wise, we shall see what you say after you go through- The M.I.D.F.T.P.Y.W!!!

"The what?!"

"M.I.D.F.T.P.Y.W!!!! Memories in dvd form that prove you're wrong!!"

The wizard suddenly pulled out his pipe and began to puff madly.

"Memories? In DVD form? Why not VHS?"

The voice growled! "I do not like VHS! It- it-"

"It what?" Asked Gandalf curiously.

The voice gulped. "It tried to eat me."

The wizard choked on his pipe.

"Come again?!"

"My fingers! Stuck in the open-closely flap! Hours and hours! Stuck while it it- tried to eat me!" The voice began to sob.

"There, there, booming voice. It is all well now."

"Oh the cruel life of it all!"

Gandalf frowned as this voice was becoming hysterical.

"How about some firworks?" He asked, hoping to calm the voice.

The voice gave a hiccup. "I didn't know you were still in business."

Gandalf put his hands on his hips. "And where else should I be!? Oh never mind! Just leave me!"

Quietly the voice left, leaving Gandalf feeling, annoyed, tired, stressed, confused, baffled, concerned, worried, angry, fearful, anxious and sleepy all at the same time.

To be continued!

P.s- that episode with the fingers trapped in the VHS- actually happened to me when I was younger