A/N
I don't own any characters. Rick riordan does.
And people, the idiot in the picture is my idiot brother.
He even looks like an idiot
*mentally facepalms*
Oh my gods
Hazel
Hazel was relieved when she got out of art class.
A group of boys kept swearing and cursing the teachers behind her, and her weak wittle ears are suffering.
Frank offered to buy her some earplugs, but she insisted that she'll need to listen to the teacher.
Well, that's half true.
She does need to listen to the instructions the teacher gave, but the other half was to listen to the conversations Nico was having with Will Solace.
Hazel was not stupid. She knows that they have a massive crush on each other, and she knows that they'll date later. So she's listening to their conversations to know if Will would make Nico's life happy.
But that also means eroding her innocence because of the group of boys behind her.
Frank, sadly, was not in Art with hazel, which means a bunch of swearing and cursing for her innocent ears and souls.
And it didn't help when Piper and Percy started a competition of who can say "penis" louder.
Luckily Annabeth was there to save her.
"Penis"
"PEnis"
"PENis"
"PENIs"
"PENIS"
At that point, Annabeth hurriedly covered Hazels ears.
It did muffle their voices for a bit, but Hazel could still hear them
"PENIS"
"PENIS"
"PEEEENNNNIIIISSSSSS!!!!!!"
Then they were told to shut up while Jason was trying not to die from laughter.
"What's a penis?" Hazel asked Annabeth. Annabeth looked panicked.
"It's...ummm..." Annabeth stuttered. But Annabeth never stutters. "A...male orgasm located between the legs of a male. Makes use it to relieve urine and..." Annabeth looked away. "Make babies."
Hazel cocked her head. "So what's the problem?"
Annabeth winced and glared at the door.
"You'll know when you grow," Annabeth patted her head. Hazel muttered in disagreement. Then Percy popped up.
"How about we let her watch porn?"
Annabeth's face ranged from surprise, disbelief, anger, and rage. She spread her arms at Percy.
"This...this is a little innocent cinnamon roll and you WANT HER TO WATCH PORN??????" Annabeth shrieked. The teacher just left us be and pushed us out to the corridor to yell at each other.
       Nico stormed out and happily smacked Percy across the face.
      Will grabbed his arm. "No violence was supposed to occur!"
      Nico huffed. "Whatever, doctor."
      Then he slapped Percy again once for, for good measure.
      "That wasn't nice!" Percy exclaimed.
      "Yeah, because I was aiming for that," Nico said.
      Hazel stood at the side, chewing on some cinnamon rolls while Leo yelled "CANNIBALISM"