Okay, I got a story to tell y'all. Okay, here I go.

So I was two years old by the time this happened, and we were at a family reunion or a little get-together. Well, my grama Jeanette put me in the house with my Aunt and Uncle, Sha and Man.(Yes, we call him man.) Anyways...

They were younger, like teenager and preteen age so they weren't paying attention to me. So, I had walked outside looking for my momma. So I waltzed outside looking for her; yet, somehow, NO ADULT SAW ME!!

I don't know, but nobody saw me. Alright, so as I was looking for her, I walked/crawled behind my Aunt Debrah's car. Yeah, here we go now. SHIT GETTING JUICY!! Alright Alright. So she was leaving and because of me being so little and in her blind spot, she didn't see me.

So my Aunt Debrah backs up and I get hit by one of the tires, plus the back of the actual vehicle. I was at the end of the driveway, so I was in the road after that. Okay, so now she has to drive forward right? Yeah, so she drives forward and RUNS OVER ME AGAIN!!!

This time, I got hit by BOTH TIRES on one side of the vehicle. So yeah. I shouldn't even be alive, considering how much blood I lost and the fact that my right leg got split in half. Like, you could see my bone and everything.

But yeah, i'm alive... But I am having a lot of issues with blood flow in my legs so yeah. Oh, and I lost like a quarter of my forehead skin. It was just a big pink blob on my head. THAT IS ALL!!!

STORY TIME OVER