I woke up at 3 am this morning and have been using this time to analyze the love life of Pete Wentz

His livejournal is great, it's like each entry is the lyrics to a fall out boy song that just never happened- which it is, actually. He's an amazing writer:

^this is poetry bitches

(Harry potter feels at the end are so relatable though)

Of course, I looked for Petekey because I have no life. He was definitely in love with someone in the summer of 2005- but it's unclear who.

There's actually this paragraph about him and Patrick that's making me lowkey ship Peterick again (still ship Petekey more though):

But Patrick couldn't have been the big romance that he had- he had a ton of entries that were about how much it was tearing him apart, and how this person maybe didn't love him the same way he loved them and they weren't that nice to him and meanwhile Patrick was being nice and and helping him through it so no probably not Patrick.

I wasn't able to find any definite evidence that it was Mikey, but I do have reason to believe that it wasn't a girl:

"Cause how else can you have a monster fall in love with a boy with no heart"

And this:

PaTriCK kNoWs

Also:

The quote from Gerard at the end is so completely true though I'm still laughing

Also why does no one ship Pete x William Beckett? (In case you don't know, William Beckett was the singer/frontman of the pop-punk band The Academy Is... which broke up a while ago)

I think I'm going to start shipping that actually

Pilliam? Wete? Pelliam? Wite?

I see why no one ships this now

Okay let's try last names

Weckett? Bentz? Beckentz? Weneckett?

Those are slightly better.
Okay everyone lets get some READER PARTICIPATION please tell me which of the above names you like the best, and/or come up with another one. I want this to become a thing like a legit thing.

There's also a video of them kissing at warped tour so if anyone besides me is interested (which I highly doubt) I'm putting it here:

Although Pete honestly just seems to flirt with everyone so idk if any of this means anything.

Kissing Gabe Saporta:

Kissing Ryan Ross (probably):

Shit maybe I should ship Pete and Ryan

I don't know what to ship he kisses/fucks/flirts with everyone

Like seriously? Thanks Pete.