Through some miracle I ended up with the lovely Ramone, or PartyPoison138 , as my girlfriend.

So yeah, turns out I'm not as straight as I thought I was.

She's so funny and nice and cute and sweet and kind and smart and occasionally sassy and just in general awesome, and I always hated it when people called each other babe, and especially when someone would call me that, but somehow when she does it's just really sweet.

I feel like I'm getting annoyingly mushy here, but it's my book so I can do whatever the fuck I like :)