There's this fucking Sabra Hummus commercial

All over YouTube

On almost every single YouTube video I've watched for the part two day and I've been watching a lot of YouTube in the past two days so

And I don't want to hear another fucking word about how much that stupid lady in the pink shirt loves eating hummus with carrots because she loves the texture
Or how that dude ate hummus on a piece of tofu because his bitch of a daughter made him and how he liked it and wasn't that such a great father-daughter bonding experience and how he thinks it would taste good on meat too

and I don't give a shit about your hummus and your carrots and your tofu and your meat and you can take your fucking hummus covered piece of tofu and fuck yourself with it

Also there's the 1D Honda Civic ad but don't get me started