Liam:- That girl was HOT! Zayn, you have to tell us more about her. How did you meet her? Did you take her on a date? How did you ask her out? Where did you guys go and when? Tell me, Zayn, tell me!!!! I NEED INFORMATION, MAN. I NEED THAT INFORMATION. SO SPILL!!!

Zayn:- *blushing* I can only tell you this much, man. That it was love at first sight....

Harry:- Ah! I remember those times which I used to have them... They were so magical...

Niall:- Nobody loves me... Especially Zayn... Does he not realise that I'm here? What do I need to do to catch that boy candy's attention? Do I really need to eat all the girls to get him to notice me? Does he really not notice my feelings for him?