Bitchez
Admin: So I was walking and I saw dis bitch eating her Fucking taco like she owns the place.
Veronica: lemme guess. It was Clara oswald, wasn't it?
Admin: YES.
((Admin and Clara don't get along....)
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Foxy: I be walkin' around and then freddy walked up olto bonnie and asked him a question. LIKE HE HAS THE FUCKING AUTHORITY TO BOSS EVERYONE AROUND.
Mark: Dat bitch!
Admin: Foxy, he literally owns the place
Foxy: STILL.
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Veronica: I was walking then FÛCKING springtrap apologized for killing me! DAFAQ?!
Admin: he apologized.
Veronica: YOU DON'T JUST APOLOGIZE FOR DAT SHIT! I waisted 2 good lives for his murder!
Admin: out of 13
Veronica: HE ACTS LIKE HE IS THE STAR OF THE PLACE!
Admin: he is that star of fasbears fright.
Veronica: DAT BITCH.
Admin: ....
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Admin: *walking around*
???: *bumps into admin* Oh! I'm so sorry!
Admin: oh no, its fine- CLARA.
Clara: oh! Hey admin! Long time no see! :)
Admin: *eye twitch*
Clara: anywho, I must be going! Btw i like your show! *walks away*
Admin: YEAH, GO RUN BITCH! FEAR ME! I WILL GET YOU SOMEDAY! NO ON MESSES WITH MAH! I WILL FIND YOU, THEN SUE YOU! I WILL SUE YOU FOR THE DAY U ATE MAH CRAKERZ! MAH GODAMN CRAKWRS, WOMAN! I WILL FIND YOU, AND YOU WILL PAY THAT 30¢ WHETHER U LIKE IT OR NOT! I WILL AVENGE DOES CRAKERZ! THEY WERE YUMMY! WHY? WHY DID YOU STEAL MAH CRAKERZ CLARA?! DAT BITCH!
Clara: *is already gone*
~later day day~
Admin: So dis bitch walks up to me and shoves me over!
Foxy: *le gasp*
Admin: and then she was all like 'you got a problem, asshole?' Then she took my $100 crackerz and ate them like she owned the place!
Mark: what a bitch!
Admin: Ikr?! Then I bitch slapped her and she ran home crying! Never mess with da ADMIN!
Willow: Yeah! You tell 'em!
Admin: I know. I'm awesome :3
Veronica: Admin.
Admin: Came to tell me how brave and awesome I am for dealing with dat bitch?
Veronica: no. I came to tell you, I was there.
Admin: Oh, look! The end of the show!
Veronica: wait no!
Admin: bye folks!
Veronica: wait! Tell them the tru-
~Le end~
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