if someone who is just like bart is coming after you DO!!!NOT!!WORRY!!!!!

someone who is just like bart are usually having family problem or repressed prepubescent feelings that cause them to coming after you

DO NOT OFFER YOUR SHORTS!!!

SOMEONE WHO IS JUST LIKE BART WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS IF THEY SEE SHORTS THEY WILL EAT THEM AND YOUR FAMILY

the best way to be safe when someone who is just like bart is coming  after you is to befriend them. Do not lead someone who is just like bart on or matt groening will kick you and bart will also kill you

if someone who is just like bart and yoy are going after the same barter then STOP

Be someone whos just like barts friend. spraypajn and board withem. You might end up just like bart too.

dedicated to the best bart