Does anyone even read this...?

I dunno. 

If there is someone who is reading this, then hello.

If not. Then....

Have you ever wanted to throw someone into the event horizon of a black hole and just watch what happens? I kinda want to see it. It's all theoretical, but supposedly you'd be torn apart. I kinda want to watch it. And I have a list of peeps that I want to throw into the event horizon of a black hole. But then maybe a wormhole might open up and they'd just get transported to another part of the universe. Which is awesome and kinda sad all at once.