Today me and my sister had a conversation that went like this:

My sis: what are possible ways to stop pregnancy? Like how does it work?

Me: oh you know, chemicals, medication and such.

Sis: what about nail polish remover?

Me: wait- what? That would kill you if you ingested it!

Sis: yes but at least you wouldn't be pregnant.

This is very offensive. Sorry if I offended anyone!