this poem but not really is by @sarahbowden777 

Spain-ish pie rats by Sarah Bowden

spain-ish pie rats in Japan

that like to wear pants

that live in plants

that stole millions of underpants

that like to eat ants

that burn hot pants

spain-ish pie rats in japan

that like to eat big bird

then their sight gets blurred

then teased and call nerds

then they killed and stole mozzarella curd

then ate and sang curse word

spain-ish pie rats in japan

that jumped with glee

because they all had a knee

they hid under a fig tree

that was on their boat let them be!

that had high tea

spain-ish pirates in japan

they all had parrots

and ferrets

and carrots

and parents

and there's nothing left to rhyme with so let them be!

spain-ish pie rats in japan

that like to eat fish

and like to squish-

let them be, catfish!

they like to fish for dog fish

swish swish bish!

spain-ish pie rats in japan

that like to dab

you judge them they will have no worries to stab

they like to eat crab

they like to grab-

things you don't need to know

and i can't think of anything else to say *dab*

spain-ish pie rats in japan

that like to eat duck

and say fuck

then steal a dumptruck

and steal big bucks

and then their ship got stuck

they dieded bitch