Katsuki: I fucking hate it here

Natsuo: Did you mean:

Natsuo:

Katsuki: No I fucking didn't also should you be making memes at a time like this?  You're as bad as retarded Pikachu

Natsuo: I didn't make it I looked it up 😤

Touya: Hey hey hey you're not allowed to be sending memes, mother is speaking

Shouto: You're one to talk.

Touya: Shut up bottom

Shouto: SHUT UP TINY DICK TOUYA

Touya: BOTTOM SHOUTO

Shouto: You know what Dabi stands for?  Dick ain't barely it

Touya: THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

Shouto: WELL IT DID TO ME SO FUCK OFF

Keigo: Midoriya come get yo man

Izuku: I think you should keep watch of yours...

Keigo: You think I haven't tried?  Dude, he's literally the only villain I have trouble keeping watch of AND WE'RE  E N G A G E D

Touya: Wtf does that mean :')

Shouto: WAIT TOUYA STANDS FOR TIP OUT UP YOUR ASS

Touya: STOP MAKING THINGS THAT DON'T MAKE SENSE

Fuyumi: What the hell happened in the last two seconds...

Natsuo: Shit I couldn't even tell you that

Shouto: ASK TINY DICK OVER HERE

Touya: I'M FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR SHIT CANADA LOOKING HEADASS

Touya: ALSO FUCK YOU MY DICK IS NOT TINY

Keigo: Debatable

Touya: :0

Touya: Yk what I'm having this stupid ass conversation with you later

Keigo: Oh yeah?  And then what?

Touya: be in bed at 8 ;)

Fuyumi: Aaaand we lost him again

Izuku: Kacchan say something :(

Katsuki: Fuck this, I'm tired of your dumbasses avoiding the fucking issues right in front of your fucking faces

Shouto: Don't talk shit about my coping mechanism :(

Izuku: Kacchan you hurt his feelings :(

Katsuki: Fuck you this ain't even my issue

Katsuki: He's not my fucking boyfriend

Touya: Wait

Touya: I thought y'all was a threesome

Natsuo: Wait y'all aren't?  I thought Shouto was getting double d

Shouto: First of all if it was a threesome, I'd be providing the d to both

Katsuki: Who the fuck let you decide that!?

Izuku: Okay but imagine Kacchan on top 😳 

Katsuki: WHAT THE FUCK????

Touya: OH SHIT HE'S A BOTTOM

Katsuki: FUCK YOU I'M DONE TRYING TO FUCKING HELP

Katsuki has left the chat.

Fuyumi: cAN WE GET TO THE POINT ALREADY

Touya: NO MY FUCKING CHILD BRING HIM BACK >;(

Fuyumi: If we bring him back can we actually discuss the issue?

Touya: no >:(

Fuyumi: Then no

Touya: Please Fuyumi-Sama ;(

Touya: I promise to listen

Fuyumi: And?

Touya: And to stfu ;(

Fuyumi: That's better

Katsuki has been added.

Shouto: Imagine being the oldest and having to take orders from your younger sibling

Touya: I am

Touya: THIS FUCKING CLOSE 🤏

Fuyumi: Touya?

Touya: Yes Fuyumi-Sama </3

Fuyumi: Mom, can you please make your statement

Rei: Yes, thank you, Fuyumi.

Rei: Shouto and Touya, I know I shouldn't really be saying much because I still don't really know either of you very well.  But for the few weeks that I've been watching you two text back and forth, up to this point, it has been harmless bickering.  Your brother and sister, Shouto's boyfriend, Touya's fiancé, and... Katsuki?

Izuku: Kacchan :)

Katsuki: Deku >:p

Rei: ...Yes.  None of them should be dragged into your issues, so please for the love of god, just talk it out

Touya: hahahahhahaha like you're one to talk :')

Rei: ...

Fuyumi: Touya!

Touya: You want me to address an issue, you're getting it Yumi, idfk what you want

Rei: He's right.  Which is why I made a decision

Fuyumi: ???

Rei: I'm sorry but this feels necessary

Fuyumi: No... you're not gonna do what I think, are you...?

Enji has been added.

Touya: BITCH

Shouto: BITCH

Natsuo: BITCH

Izuku: babe you can get the death note now 😊

Shouto: Fucking finally

Katsuki: Okay now I want to stay to watch this fucker get fucking crushed to the ground

Izuku: Kacchan let's have popcorn 🥺

Katsuki: Okay

Izuku: Wait you said okay???

Izuku: I KNEW WE WAS BESTIES 😭

Katsuki: Shut the fuck up before I change my mind

Izuku: Sorry Kacchan 😥

Shouto: I thought we made it fucking clear that we didn't want you here already.

Touya: Yeah don't you remember the killing you in Japanese

Shouto: YOU'RE THE DUMBASS THAT ADDED HIM THE FIRST TIME

Shouto: PLUS HAWKS THE KILLING YOU IN JAPANESE WAS DIRECTED AT /YOU/

Touya: Doesn't ring a bell :)

Shouto: I fucking hate you

Touya: Right back at you ;)

Rei: Enji.

Enji: Rei?

Touya: Actually it's pronounced "Bitch" 😌

Touya has changed Enji's name to Bitch.

Shouto: Damn that's the first smart thing you've said today

Touya: If I wasn't making fun of bitch rn I can GUARANTEE that you would have been dropkicked to Mars by now

Shouto: Whatever you say raisin face

Touya: THAT'S FUCKING IT

Fuyumi: Shouto and Touya!  Shut the fuck up!  We're in the middle of a family matter, so keep it to yourselves!

Natsuo: Damn she said fuck y'all better RUN

Shouto: I find it hard when staple face over here doesn't understand how to keep his shriveled mouth shut.

Fuyumi: First of all, you could start by leaving your insults for later.

Touya: Yeah Shouto can't even keep your fucking mouth shut

Fuyumi: SECOND OF ALL, Touya needs to stop blaming every little thing on Shouto.

Touya: DON'T DRAG ME INTO THIS

Fuyumi: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STARTED IT!

Touya: You want to know who fucking started it!?  I'll tell you who fucking started it!

Touya: MR. BITCH TODOROKI OVER THERE

Touya: I hope you're fucking proud of your fucking family

Bitch: I realize my mistake...

Touya: That's fucking rich.  Maybe you should have "realized" before it fucking started

Bitch: I can't fix it.  You guys have emphasized it more than enough that the closer I am to you the more fucked up things get

Touya: Hmmm well someone had the bright idea of adding you.  I wonder who it could have been.  Oh wait!  Silly me!  I forget Rei Todoroki is here too

Rei: Touya...

Touya: Don't "Touya" me.  My first mistake was trusting in anyone's ability to fucking forget what you all have done.

Natsuo: Can you shut the fuck up?  Nobody fucking forgot!  You know how nice it would be to forget emotional trauma?

Natsuo: you're fucking delusional if you think that I just let it all pass me by!

Natsuo: If there was any instance where I acted like I had no idea, it's because maybe I wanted to believe things were better!  Maybe that's why I never asked any further questions when you added us here!

Natsuo: When I found my brother was still alive, I thought maybe I would feel better

Natsuo: I guess that just makes us both delusional.

Touya: I don't know who you fucking think you are, but maybe once in our lives we had a chance at being normal together, but I did abandon a life 10 years ago.  Readopting the name I had thrown away was like a fucking torturous nightmare!

Touya: All I came for here was Shouto Todoroki!  He was my goal, to fucking kill him!

Touya: Do you think I wanted to act like it was all okay?  To act like I wanted my old life back?  FUCK NO

Touya: But you want to know a reason why that goal hasn't been achieved!?

Touya: It doesn't make any fucking sense, but Shouto, no matter how much I slander him before I go to bed, or how much I degrade him

Touya: He has a lot fucking more than I do and ever will

Touya: And the thought of watching his life live out is painful

Touya: And yet every moment that I'm anywhere in a 10 mile radius of him

Touya: The stupid dumb thought of him being even remotely related to me comes back

Touya: And the fucking reminder that if I kill him

Touya: That I won't have anyone left

Keigo: I'm going to pretend he didn't just act like I'm not here :')

Touya: Except for you ;)

Shouto: Touya look, I was never here for your personal enjoyment.  If I'm gonna be honest, I didn't even know you before this

Shouto: I still don't get your obsession with me, it's not even my fucking fault that I was born

Shouto: We all just wanted to feel normal, and I'm sure that Fuyumi felt the same way.  Not to mention mom, who I don't even know how got dragged into this mess

Shouto: I've asked Izuku and Bakugou to keep to themselves as well, and I feel that they don't deserve all of this

Shouto: We both know that we need to stop

Touya: Then tell me fucking something, Shouto, why do you continue to mock me with your so-called Grandeur?  You look at me like you're on a fucking pedestal, and I want to fucking know why

Shouto: I don't know what you're talking about.  I fully see you as an equal

Touya: That's funny coming from the direct predecessor of Endeavor

Touya: All you do is look down on the world.  And for what?  Just to boost your self worth?  You're fucking hilarious!

Shouto: What self worth?  I had none until I fucking found Izuku!

Shouto: Mustn't you feel the same about when you met Hawks!?

Touya: It's none of your goddamn business!  What's it to you whether I have a fucking soft spot or not, huh!?

Shouto: What the fuck is wrong with you!?

Touya: A lot less than what's wrong with you!

Izuku: That's it!

Izuku: Everyone shut the fuck up!

Izuku: I'm tired of watching all of this, just fucking drop it!

Izuku: If you can't forgive each other, then you need to leave each other alone!  All of you!  Look at yourselves!  You sound like a bunch of idiotic children!  Chickens running around without their heads!

Izuku: You too, Shouto!  Not just Touya, or Natsuo, or Endeavor either!

Izuku: If you can't fucking talk it out like civilized human beings, then what's the point of this chat anyway!?

Katsuki: I swear to god I didn't tell him anything

Katsuki: Auntie Inko is gonna kill me

Izuku: Kacchan shut up!

Katsuki: What the fuck

Touya: Fine, I think I'm fucking done here anyway

Touya: Are we at a mutual agreement, Shouto?

Shouto: I never could agree more.

Touya: Fine.

Shouto: Fine.

Touya has deleted the chat.