Touya: I just realized that I can't change Natsuo's name out of spite

The Cooler Touya: What ever could you mean?

Touya: Bitch don't play dumb

Touya: You're the admin now, aren't you!?

The Cooler Touya: Perhaps

Touya: Give me back the power right now

The Cooler Touya: Nope

The Cooler Touya: I think it's better this way

Touya: Fuyumi would say otherwise

Fuyumi: Speak for yourself

Fuyumi: I actually AGREE with Natsu

The Cooler Touya: Suck it

Touya: What about you Shouto?  You're always on my side, right?

Shouto: That's the funniest shit I've heard all week

Shouto: I'll be on your side once Oikawa goes to Shiratorizawa

Touya: I—

Touya: THAT'S NOT FAIR

Shouto: Yes it is

Touya: But Oikawa's never gonna go to Shiratorizawa, no matter how much Ushijima tries >:(

Shouto: Exactly

Touya: B i t c h

Touya: You know what, fuck you, I'm gonna do whatever I want now

Touya: AHEM

Touya: Ah ah ah ah

Touya: There's no need for pointless words

The Cooler Touya: huh..?

The Cooler Touya: wait oh shit

Touya: But why?

Touya: I want to make you all all all all mine

Touya: I wanna wanna touch your

Shouto: ...

Touya: BODY BODY

Touya: BODY BODY BODY

Touya: BODY BODY

Touya: BODY BODY BODY BODY

Touya: BODY BODY

Shouto: STOP SAYING BODY BEFORE I FUCKING PUKE

Izuku: Wait I just came back from washing the dishes, what in the world is going on?

Touya: BODY BODY BODY

Touya: BODY BODY

Touya: BODY BODY BODY BODY

Shouto: You came at the wrong time, please turn back now

Izuku: Huh..?  Why ;-;

Touya: 3 2 1 Let's session

Touya: Check check check tasting you

Shouto: Your innocence needs to be protected, that's why

Touya: No no no no no ah

The Cooler Touya: Innocence??

The Cooler Touya: Stop playin, he doesn't have any innocence

Shouto: But he does

The Cooler Touya: What he's been saying says otherwise ✋😩

Touya: Bullseye hole in one

Shouto: Tf yes he does??

The Cooler Touya: YOU SAY THAT BUT Y'ALL TALK LIKE Y'ALL FUCKED

Shouto: ...

Touya: Wow wowo yeah yeah

Touya: I want to speak, you tell me you can't

Touya: It's alright, you can cum

Shouto: WHY OMFG

Izuku: Why are you scared?  You tell me that all the time

The Cooler Touya: OH NU UH I AIN'T DOING THIS TODAY

Shouto: If I don't back home it's because I died of embarrassment

Touya: I want to touch you

Touya: I want to embrace you, naked together

Touya: Do you mind if I push my tongue all the way?

Fuyumi: Alright, that's enough Touya for me today.

Fuyumi has banned herself from the chat for 24 hours.

The Cooler Touya: YUMI REALLY SAID "AIGHT IMMA HEAD OUT" 😭

Touya: Aah, what will happen tomorrow?

Touya: Not the gang bang!

Touya: Ah ah ah ah

Touya: It's not some stupid feeling

Keigo: What's going on here?  Is Touya singing my favorite song :D

The Cooler Touya: Damn, y'all nasty

Keigo: Whaaaat??  It was a good 2 episodes 🥺

The Cooler Touya: That didn't make it better

Touya: I just want to do it

Keigo: Me too :D

The Cooler Touya: Please stop before I literally lose it

Shouto: You're gonna lose it?  My boyfriend is literally exposing us

Izuku: It was bound to happen anyway, Sho :3

Shouto: How do I deal with you

Touya: The-the-the-then I can take you all in at once!

Touya: No matter what!

Touya: Your mind

Touya: Will be torn to pieces!

The Cooler Touya: Aaand we're back to the body

Touya: BODY BODY

Touya: BODY BODY BODY

Touya: BODY BODY

Touya: BODY BODY BODY BODY

Touya: No, no, no, I'm a virgin!

Keigo: If that was true then we wouldn't be here now would we

The Cooler Touya: You make it sound like that was your first date

Keigo: It was

The Cooler Touya: I—

Touya: No no no no no ah

Touya: I'll hit your sweet spot

Touya: Wow wo wo yeah yeah

Touya: Because right now

Touya: I want to do it!

Touya: I want to do it!

Touya: I want to do it!

Touya: Dripping in sweat

Keigo: WAIT IT'S MY FAVORITE PART RN

The Cooler Touya: It's everyone's favorite part, stfu

Touya: 🎤sawarasenai🥰kimi😼wa⛓shöjo👻na💅no?✨böKù🌸Wâ🧚ÿARiçHiñ👑BįCChī😾ńO😩oSû🚣Dà🎉YO💦

Shouto: WILL YOU PLEASE CUT IT OUT UGH

Shouto: LOOK, IF YOU STOP I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT IZU AND I

Touya: Aah, I wish you were inside me— hmmm wait I'm listening

Shouto: Wait fuck shit you actually stopped

Shouto: uH

Touya: uhuh go on

Shouto: ...

Shouto: The truth is

Shouto: ...

Shouto: ...

Shouto: ...

Shouto: Fallen

Shouto has banned himself from the chat for 24 hours.

Touya: GODDAMMIT

Izuku: :000 tf he just left me >:(

Touya: Damn, must make you mad, amiright?

Izuku: Very

Touya: Must make you wanna... I dunno... expose him, y'know?

Izuku: Yeah, I should do that

Touya: Soooo... did y'all fuck 👀

Izuku: Don't tell Shouto but the answer is

Touya: yEs???

Izuku: uHm

Izuku: BODY BODY BODY BODY

Izuku has banned himself from the chat for 24 hours.

Touya: THEM ALL HOES, BITCHES DON'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT SMH

Touya: Whelp, I guess it's just Keigo, Natsuo, and I then :')

The Cooler Touya: Nah, I'm not staying to read the lyrics of Touch You, I'd rather listen to it myself than you and Hawks do whatever the hell you do...

The Cooler Touya has banned himself from the chat for 24 hours.

Touya: NOW THAT WAS JUST RUDE 😤

Keigo: Dw, we can watch Frozen together :D

Touya: ...

Touya: Frozen it is then