Natsuo: Eyyy I want a chapter

Touya: YOU BROKE THE FUCKING FOURTH WALL

Touya: AND ON THE FIRST FUCKING LINE

Touya: ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE

Shouto: ...the fourth wall?

Keigo: I too would like to know what the fourth wall is

Touya: Guys, in case you haven't noticed, but this is a strange ass fanfiction

Shouto: ...what the hell is fanfiction

Touya: The boy is innocent

Shouto: Wait I'm serious, what is it?

Natsuo: Well

Touya: NO ONE TELL HIM

Touya: He shall not know

Shouto: ???

Touya: You haven't gotten to the dark side yet

Touya: Stay put

Shouto: What?  You know what, I'm looking it up

Touya: NO, FUYUMI TAKE HIS PHONE

Fuyumi: Uh... I took it

Natsuo: ...Why is Shouto screaming so loud

Fuyumi: Oh god, Natsuo please take his phone from me, I don't want to deal with this

Natsuo: BUT THEN HE'LL SCREAM AT ME

Fuyumi: Not the screaming, I could care less about that... my eardrums are already broken from certain people... not mentioning names...

Touya: Enji

Natsuo: The old man

Keigo: Endeavor

Fuyumi: ...yeah

Fuyumi: Anyway, the messages??  What the hell??

Natsuo: From who?

Fuyumi: ...well it looks like it's from his boyfriend...

Touya: Say no more

Touya: KEIGO

Keigo: Yes?

Touya: Get in loser, we're going broccoli hunting

Touya: 

Keigo: I'm coming :D

Keigo: Wait a second, was that a Mean Girls reference?

Touya: NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW, GET IN THE CAR

Keigo: OKAY :D

Keigo: Wait... you don't have a car

Touya: ...

Touya: THEN FLY ME TO THE MOON

Keigo: Why would I do that?  Wouldn't we both die?

Touya: Why the hell does no one ever understand my Neon Genesis Evangelion references?

Natsuo: oLd

Touya: FUCK OFF

Touya: I'm going to start making Jojo references from now on, maybe then everyone will understand

Natsuo: THERE'S NO TIME FOR A JOJO'S REFERENCE

Touya: THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR A JOJO'S REFERENCE

Fuyumi: I bet neither of you even watch that

Touya: Nope

Touya: But a little birdie told me that anything can be a Jojo's reference

Keigo: When did I say that?

Touya: ...you're lucky that I'm in love with you

Touya: buT seriously, KEIGO FUCKING FLY ME OVER RIGHT NOW

Keigo: My wings are tired 😩

Touya: you fucking WHAT

Touya: You know what, this is fine, this is fine

Touya: Yumi, can I ask a favor~?

Fuyumi: No

Touya: ahem

Touya: Let's try that again

Touya: Yumi, can I ask you a favor????

Fuyumi: No

Touya: Yumiiiiiiii

Fuyumi: No

Touya: Imouto

Fuyumi: No

Touya: I'll stop being a little bitch for a day

Fuyumi: A week

Touya: WHAT??  A WHOLE WEEK???  YUMIIIII

Touya: How about.... 3 days?

Fuyumi: A week, take it or leave it

Touya: ...

Touya: FINNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Touya: I'll stop being a little bitchy bitch for a whole goddamn week >:(

Fuyumi: That's better

Fuyumi: Now, what did you want?

Touya: Okay here's the plan

Touya: Make an ice slide to help me get over quickly

Fuyumi: What?  I don't have the proper quirk training for that

Natsuo: I could totally use the Gru meme for this, but I already used it so that would totally spoil it

Touya: OKAY LOOK YOU KNOW WHAT, FINE, I'M WALKING

Keigo: Why not run?

Touya: Look KEIGO, I don't have the energy to walk, much less run, but apparently I don't have a fucking car and my future husband doesn't want to help me, and neither does my younger sister, so if you'll excuse me, MY FAT ASS IS GOING TO WALK OVER

Keigo: He called me his future husband 🥺

Natsuo: Man, you two make such a cute couple, but Touya is a huge bitch, how do you deal with him???

Keigo: Apparently I'm a bitchy bitch too, Endeavor said so.  But it's okay, I know it's a joke :D

Natsuo: ...aight so you're wholesome and if he ever tells you that AGAIN, fucking tell me

Natsuo: I have now formed the Hawks protection squad, who wants to join?

Fuyumi: I mean, if it means going against our father, then I guess I'm in

Touya: Fuck yeah, BUT HEY I'M THE ONE EVERYONE'S SUPPOSED TO BE FOCUSING ON THIS CHAPTER, I'M LIKE COMEDY GOLD

Natsuo: It's not fair, everyone simps for you and then all of a sudden it's your show

Touya: I meaaaaan isn't that how it works??

Natsuo: I could literally say the same thing about Shouto and he wouldn't even care

Natsuo: See, there's a difference

Natsuo: You're just an ass

Touya:

Touya: EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME

Fuyumi: He isn't wrong though

Touya: sigh

Touya: Whatever, I reached my destination anyway

Touya: I'll be taking my leave now

Touya:

Touya: Until next time, hoes ;)

Fuyumi: Don't call me that

Touya: