FUCKIN

TRYIN TO PLAY MINECRAFT WITH MY BABY MOOSHROOM IN MINEPLEX I NAMED MOOSHI AND IT'S BRIGHT AS FUCKING DAY OUTSIDE

FUCKING ALL OF A SUDDEN I LOOK OUTSIDE, NOT TOO FAR AWAY FROM THE WINDOW, THIS THICK ASS FUCKING BLUE FLASH COMES INFRONT OF THE WINDOW WITH A HUGE FUCKINH SOUND OF THUNDER

I THOUGHT IT WAS A SUPER LOW FIREWORK AND MY LAWN WAS GONNA CATCH FIRE

OR IT WAS SOMEONE FIRING A GUN AND I WAS ABOUT TO DIE PLAYING MINECRAFT

I GO OUT THE ROOM AND GO TO MY MOM, HEARING HER SAY THERE WAS A STORM. SO I SAY HOW I FUCKING SAW THAT PEICE OF SHIT IN THE BACKYARD

SO.WE GO ON THE BACK PORCH AND I KINDA HOPED THAT IT WIUKD HIT THE SAND PILE BUT IT DIDNT

THE HOTTEST LIGHTNING BOLT CAUSE IT WAS BLUE SCARED THW FUCK OUT IF ME

My mom said she was scared as shit and im honestly just like WAS IT 4 FEET AWAY FROM YOU!?

Im still fuckjng shakinv