Skits: starring me and my wattpad child GalacticFool01 . In this scenario we're looking at how parents react when you ask them for permission to go out.

White parents

GalacticFool01: hey mom.

Me: yes sweetie.

GalacticFool01: can I go hang out my friends today.

Me: no. You have school tomorrow and exams to study for.

GalacticFool01: but moooooooooooooom

Me: no buts. My word is final.

GalacticFool01: *pouts* okay.

African parents

GalacticFool01: hey mom. Can I go hang out with my friends today.

Me: *African accent* you know. People don't appreciate the work I do for this family. I put my blood sweat and tears to put food on the table and to send you to school. Instead of you hanging out with your friends, you should be studying for your examinations. Weren't you the one who told me you were struggling with pythagoras theorem?

GalacticFool01: jeez mom. You could have said no.

Me: hey wena. *takes out my belt* are you talking back at me.

GalacticFool01: shit! *sprints*

Me: *I yeet my belt until it hits them in the head*

To summarise:

Never fuck with an African parent.