Noah and Nathan are a married gay couple, who have an adopted son. One day, their son, Kyle, comes back from school and says, 'All the kids at school were teasing me about not having a mother today.'

Noah looked at Nathan, who nodded.

Nathan asked Kyle, 'And what did you reply to them?'

Kyle grinned. 

'I bullied them about having only one father, whereas I have two. They started crying to their mothers to leave them and get another father for them.'

Noah and Nathan had never been so proud of their son in their entire life.

Toodles!