Wha? What are you talking about? I know you might not be aware of this on some level... But for others this will really ring a bell. You see for a whole lot of guys I know, EVERYTHING is a competition. Actually on some level I think this is just everyone but I digress.

Muscles? Yep. Working out is highly competitive for guys. They will be jealous of a more buff dude or at the least very impressed. This is a big thing in gay culture. The ultimate bod. Stamina. Perfection.

Hours in the gym to look great for dates, check. Ridiculous dieting so we look ripped, check. I have seen so much porn with oiled muscles that I think it's ridiculous. Amateur stuff is closer to the truth, that all of this is just another type of peer pressure.

Size? Well duh. That's why so many will fib online. Because of the myths of virility and "size does matter" ...society got us all comparing our junk. Yes we occasionally peek at the competition even when y'all are straight (don't think I haven't seen ya).

Small guys might be self conscious or make up for it with bravado. Big guys tend to be confident or laid back about it. Some will pad or stuff, wear underwear to make it look better, adjust it to show it off or hide it.

It becomes a part of a guys personality. All of this confidence and competition shxt that society builds up around us. Girls gotta worry about "being model beautiful" being shoved down their throats... Well guys gotta worry about "being strong and manly" shoved down our throats.

Your delicate, small, chubby, and plain boys have to put up with being called girly, effeminate, weak, crybabies, whiners, geeks, nerds, gay, fags, bitch boys, pussys... I could keep going if you like.

So how the fuck does that make you feel? Well. Angry for one. I know, I know. This makes me one of those typical "smol angry kittens" railing at society. Come on though fellow writers!

I can count on ONE fxcking hand the number of times I've read a story with a 5 foot 6 or less guy that was described as "strong," "sexy," "manly," or that wasn't portrayed as a whimpering little broken boy or sassy snappy girly boy.

Stop calling your small guys automatic bottoms. BIG BOYS LIKE BACK DOOR SEXZ TOO. In fact there are lots of smol bean tops out there that are dying for some representation my friends.

I mean there are kick ass tops/semes that can't reach past their bottoms/ukes chin when standing next to them. Guys with 4 inch ding dongs that make their partners with 8 inch wieners their ever loving bxtch.

WHAT!?

Yep. Small guys make great tops. So write them as great tops. Please. I'm begging you here. It will be adorable. I promise you it's fun.