What is the biggest poop you've ever taken? Can you remember? Did you take a look? Do you recall what it felt like? Even if you've never thought about this stuff before, because face it -we don't, it may be time to now.

Yes. I'm here to discuss the virgin DP. This is a topic that has bothered me for some time. You see, the first time I saw this in a story... The bottom was enjoying it, screaming in pleasure, etc.

Did you know taking 1 average size stick can be painful? It can tear you. Just 1. So what happens when some poor misguided virgin comes across an ashpole and his friend who wants to DP?

I shudder to think. I will honestly back out of reading your romance story when I see this cause DANG short for dangerous. This is ...not just painful but hospitalization bad. A dude not prepped for 2 is needing stiches my dears.

Yes I want to scare you. Scare you into doing some wonderful scenes with fingering, 1 stick dipping, hell even some fisting to stetch the boys out! I mean come on, that's wasted opportunity for more sexy time people!

Please give your virgins more love and lube. (Unless they are in a story with sadistic, twisted, evil tops who are out to wreck them.)