Buttsexz. Did you blush? Are you looking around nervously as you read on here? Are you ready for some of the most frank talk about doing the backdoor nasty that has been seen on here in ages?

Alright. Let's talk about it. There have been plenty of analogies throughout the ages when it comes to buttsexz and some are downright hilarious. The bun versus the donut from a more explicit movie sticks out in my mind. I have seen the "virgin version" of writing about a topic they know nothing about and I gotta say this just once to get it off my chest:
AHAHAHAHA!! 😂😂😝😝😄😄😂😂😆😆😖😤😖😤

Okay I'm done. Sorry if you were one of them. Just try to understand from my point of view okay? I'm reading a cute story and the sexz scene comes up... And the first thing my brain does is go...
Wait. Whut? 😕😯😲😮😶😕😧😶😨😓😱🙊💀

Does this look familiar? You may be like me or you may be a perpetrator of these henious crimes against my boys taking back door, but it's okay! Help is now here. I will give you the sensational low down.

If you have read other chapters you might have seen some great ideas on how to improve and impress your readers. Have some more now while I give you experience without "experiencing". Although I do recommend playing and experimenting for the more adventurous folks here. 😜

Some of you may have seen one of my comments about taking a big firm poop being kinda like buttsexz? The feelings of something moving through your shxt chute should be familiar to all, however this is not exactly (necessarily) what one feels during sexz.

Remember you are going in, not out. Also the sensation will vary based on nerves, health and well... Experience. Please also note that when vacating excrement, your body is expelling something unwanted with a sense of relief. Now let's get to how all this applies! (Brace yourself)

Going in needs to be gotten used to or some will experience their body violently trying to push it back out. This causes the muscles to tighten and relax spasmically and uncomfortably for both partners. Like trying to ram your piece through a clamping vice grip, or like pinching a metal rod up your... You get it.

One thing is important to note though... After much discussion it is clear that it is NOTHING like what females experience with front sexz. It just isn't. So stop making it sound just like that please.

In fact some people (male and female) do not enjoy buttsexz because they can't quell their bodies natural reactions. Alternatively if they have bowel problems with irritated channel symptoms, this type of intimacy is a no go. It would chafe, or just be uncomfortable, or hurt, or make them bleed every time in extreme cases. This can be used to a masochistic character's advantage however, and might be an interesting way to spin a story.

There are some people who have this type of intamacy bring on the need to take a dump. Not sexy but true. This can either be a gross thing or an interesting kink. Your choice I guess.

I read enough stories here to wonder about all these guys not going to the bathroom or mystically being precleaned for sexz beforehand... And honestly I gave up the idea of bringing that up long ago. It CAN be a sexy story addition though. Or a nasty one (see my dirty oneshot "making a monster").

So cleaning can use a shower hook up that gently sprays water inside to rinse just the first foot or so of your exit. (Or not so gently in case of bdsm necessity.) You may use a douche type contraption to flood the area with water, hold it and expel into the toilet. There is also the enema bag way to do this, with the whole 'hang up the bag, gravity feed into the anuss, hold as long as you can and go' method. (Good for captives and humiliation play I might add.)

There are people who use drugs to go shxt beforehand and clean with an above method to ensure a longer timeframe before their next trip for the number 2 to the toilets also. This is not a safe thing to do regularly and can lead to bowel dependency later on though so... Yeah be careful.

If you do not prepare there IS a chance that you can have disturbing additions to your lubrication. What I like to term 'sneaks' or little bits of lunch showing up unwelcome. No, not pieces of 💩 exactly, but coloured smears or particles that make the bottom experience the shivers like you get with diarrhea when they try to fxck. Gross? Maybe. If you are sensitive to that kind of thing.

Sneaks happen. Either you keep cool about it or you freak out, but it can make a top angry as hell and bent on punishment... Or can be used as a weird kink as the character may be. Better than getting a 'dunk.' A shxtstick. The dirty condom. Golddigger. Nugget clinger. Oh god I'll stop.

Let's change the subject. Yes. You can cumm from having your derriere plowed by a vigorous lover. Whether that lover is man or machine, there are enough nerves to stroke and find pleasure in the back gate. That goes for ladies too. Why's that? Well not all peeps might get off from their Pspot back there like you would think, if we are talking about sexz.

The rings of muscles inside have nerves and the angles, depths and preferences of the bottom vary. A shallow plow to hit the Pspot may be desired. Maybe a thicker, longer one just rubs it and makes him feel full? Maybe an above average one gets to the next 'internal ring' to make them tremble? Maybe a monster stretches them wide so they feel overfull and gaping? Perhaps an alien or a snake is used in the story to curl into their gut until they shudder from the sheer depth...

Just because you are giving the boy buttsexz does not mean it has to be like everyone else's version. Be dirty. Be hesitant. Make it short. Go long. Give him the shivers if you like. Concentrate all his response on his balls and cxck. Make his legs shaky. Make his chest tighten and breath gasp. Give him sensitivity. Make him hard to please.

B o y s are different. I know some who don't get off from back there and have to stroke it out to get something from it. I know others who can go solely from the sensation of a thick rod sliding in and out of their used pucker. Some need more stimulation during it and others will slap your hands away from overstimulation if you try. It might even vary with the SAME guy on a different day.

Your character can have realism and it can come off as a way to interject humour, develop their personality, or make them seem more human and relatable. It can be a tool to uplift and show intimacy or humiliate and degrade as the plot might require. People often leave out these bits because it makes THEM uncomfortable.

I say play with it.

Your stories and your butts darlings.

Find out yourself what all the fuss is about if you want. What does it feel like to ...clean yourself? ...finger or get fingered?  ...stretch it out? ...stick something in? Can you believe this author is encouraging your deviant little minds? Of course you can. Whether it is virtual on here, on paper, or in real life I encourage you to explore sensual and intimate experience. Research. 😉

You don't know until you KNOW.

Point is have fun. If you are going to give your character the D like a fantasy... Whatever. There are some aspects of sexz that I can roll with, like the sensation an individual may feel, but there will be some I roll my eyes at. That's me. Just don't expect me NOT to roll my eyes. As long as you keep a grin on my face while you do it then who cares. As long as you are happy then that's all that matters.