Thursday ~ 3:41 pm

theostothanos:

Laurelllllllllllllllllllllll

Your Bob is annoying me *cries for infinity*

purple_pixie:

okay, first of all, "my Bob"?? seriously??? he's not my Bob

and second, what's he done?

theostothanos:

That weirdo is literally forcing me to paint my room green!!!!

Like what the hell is he imitating Shrek or something or what

purple_pixie:

LMAO!

that's so funny, ohmigosh!

green like Shrek oof-

also, i am just curious, are you guys like, always together or something?

theostothanos:

Yeah well of course you'd find it funny duh and we're always together because we live in the same apartment

purple_pixie:

whooaaaa, i didn't know that.

theostothanos:

Yeah let's get back to the topic!

He's been banging on my bedroom door for the past 10 minutes and that shithead has the audacity to even laugh!

purple_pixie:

i have a really interesting idea! do you have a paint bottle or something in your room?

theostothanos:

Ooooh *smirks*

I like where this is going

And I have those acrylic ones cause my younger sister always uses them whenever she comes over

And I swear those big bad boy bottles scare me

purple_pixie:

yasssss! even better!

throw it on his face as soon as you open the door.

remember: you have to BE QUICK!!!

theostothanos:

Gotcha, pixie!

You are secretly a devil dressed like a pixie *smirks*

purple_pixie:

spot on, Thanos!

now go and make me proud!

theostothanos:

Aye aye captain!

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