after mr.sun killed the world haruhi, tamaki, hunny, hikaru, kyoya,  kaoru, and mori were blasted to the planet weaboo where they found refuge in the "forest of bakas". hunny started eating caik and den L appeared again and granted hunny 12 wishes cause thats totally how it works and then kidnapped him again cause L just liked hunny. L felt really emo without hunny. Almost as emo as the guys violet ate. cause as she once said "i would totally ate an emo guy" den kyaya started touching haruhi's butt cos he wanted to rapings her and den he turned into a green caterpillar and tamaki was like "DUN TOUCH MI WAIFU YOU DISGUSTIng CREAtURE". dis hurted kyoya's feelings so hunny escaped L and comforted kyoya but den mori got jelly and started touching hunny's but cause WHY NOT and den L came back and was liek "BISH I WANT MY VICTIM BACK" but mori was liek "bitch no" and den dey started fighting. then tamaki started trying to kiss haruhi but haruhi was like "BISH I AM AN INDEPENDENT FABULOOS WOMAN" but tamaki still kissed her :33 cos hes a cabbage. and den kyoya was liek screw apples and he opened his brand new pineapple computer and wrote a sad emo blog about how tamaki abuses him and got so many hate comments from tamaki fans, sad tear face )^:       then suddenly out of nowhere appeared a group of weaboo bandits and were liek "we steal from the rich and give to the poor" den dey handed tamaki some OHSHC yaoi and den he died cos it was just so STEamY
 and den haruhi was like "Im FRE" but den tamaki came back alive but as zero :OOOOo then haruhi was like "OH YEah NAo DIS ISH BETTER" but den tama-I MEAN ZERO said no cos he was in luv wit Yuuki and den haruhi was liek "oh fuck no HUNNY HOLD MA HOOPS" and fighted wit yuuki and den mr.sun came back AND EVERYONE WAS LIEk "OH NOOOOoOOoOOoOOoOOoOOoOoOOooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and then they all died this tiem for realsies

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