You: *Is pranking Nico with the Stolls* *Though secretly plans to backstab them afterwards*

Travis: *Is drawing with colorful markers on Nico's face* What do you think, should I?

You: Hades yes.

Travis: *starts drawing Will in a bikini on Nico's shoulder*

Connor: Oh, gods, this is gonna be priceless...

You: Should I dye his hair green or pink?

Travis: Both.

You: *Proceeds to color Nico's hair Melanie Martinez style*

Nico: *mumbles about crazy fangirls trying to steal his shirt*

Connor: Okay the Camera's ready, in three... Two... One--

You: SHAKABUYI! *Throws fish-scented pie at Travis and Connor*

Stolls: *gets hit in the face* *falls down*

You: *starts spray painting them pink and green* BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Nico: *wakes up*  huh? YOU?! WHAT THE---

You: *grabs camera* BYE BYE SUCKAS!

Stolls: WHY YOU LITTLE-- *chases after you*

Nico: WHY THE HADES IS MY HAIR PINK AND GREEN!?

You: MWAHAHAHAHHAHA CAN'T CATCH ME YA--- *trips on freaking air*

Wind Nymphs: AGAIN?! SERIOUSLY HOW CLUMSY CAN YOU GET?!

You: ....

Travis: We got her now!

You: *gets dragged away by Connor and Travis* NOOOO NOOOOO

Connor: I hope you don't mind being turned into a big by Cecil's girlfriend---

Cecil: SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND---

Nico: HEY SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY MY HAIR IS--- WHAT THE HECK WHY IS WILL ON MY SHOULDER--AND IN A BIKINI?!

Donald Trump: I advise you to build a wall around your cabin....

Nico: o.O

Will Solace: .... Hey. I look sexy in a bikini.

Nico : o.O

Me: ...

Me: I need bleach

Nico: o.O