Person.

Wait... Annabeth, who's in Person?

Annabeth: You and Jason... Wait what??

Relax... I'm just doing a Persassy book where I tell people about what I think of ships.

Annabeth: oh. Continue.

Ok... As I was saying... Wait what? Me and Jason?! I dunno if you've noticed, but we've tried to kill each other. Like, several times. And... Oh, oops. Yeah almost forgot. PERCABETH4EVER AND JASPER4EVER... And Percabeth has way more chemistry.

Jason: wait, what?

Piper: *sigh* he's not kidding. It comes so easily to them!

And Annabeth would kill me if I ever broke up with her. That or kill herself, right wise girl?

Annabeth: shut up, I'm trying to figure out the major calculations of Pluto.

Oh gods... Ok whatever.

Piper: forget Annabeth. I'd kill you and Jason.

People, they have made their points! Right Annabeth?

Annabeth: SHUT UP STUPID SEAWEED BRAIN!

*sigh* see what I mean?

Answer: sink it.