"Sypilis!" 

Mr. Turner whacks his makeshift ruler-pointer against the white board, indicating to the STD word that was written largely in black expo marker. A few immature students laughed in the back and I just shake my head. 

Childhood Development was starting to sound more and more like an abstinence class but I needed this credit so I have to sit in this class full of morons who have most likely already had sex and maybe even a handful of babies.

"Girls, you don't want it." He turns to the females which were seated in a huddle on the right side of the room. They snicker and some even made the most disgusting gestures towards the teacher. He ignores them and move on.

"Guys, you don't want to give it to the girls." 

Some of the guys then chuckle and everyone passed around fist bumps which basically symbolized a secret joke. All the fist bumps circled back around to the ring leader.

Hunter.

He just sat there with a smirk on his face and he's looking towards the girls. He's looking at me.

Why is he looking at me? What did I do to be graced with the lustful brown stare of Hunter Ross? 

I instantly sank down in my chair to avoid attention but when his eyes didn't follow me, I had to quickly realize; he was staring at Kylie.

A.K.A The Kylie Jenner. She is the most popular girl in town- not so cliché at all.

She was stunningly beautiful with her long blonde hair and her light brown freckles and her blue eyes and her thin body. 

Again- not so cliché at all.

I roll my eyes and as the teacher droned on and on in the background behind my thoughts. 

Here's the situation:

Hunter and Kylie have been the school's Power Couple for, like, three years. This year on December 24th, it will be four years. They met at a camp right before our ninth grade year and instantly fell in love. Every since then, their relationship has made them popular along the way with other facets, like, their parents are loaded like potatoes with cash...

The bell rings and everyone throws their chairs back like barbarians when they stand and they rush out of the class- only after Hunter and Kylie links arms like it's their life-line and walks out gracefully.

I stay behind, though, and straighten the chairs as Mr. Turner thanks me constantly. 

"I do this literally everyday, Mr. Turner. No need to thank me."

Then I grab my bag and head to my next class.

But then, I trip on Kylie's designer tennis shoes and fall forward in the most awkward flop.

"Omigurd! Watch where you're going, ostrich legs!" Kylie shrieks as she bends down to make sure her shoes weren't dirty.

Instead of coming back like a badass, I throw them science facts. "Actually, ostriches' legs are relatively about 3 feet longer than an average human..."

Everyone laughs and that's Kylie for you. 

I rush to my next class and only got a breather for lunch, where I told Percy all about the embarrassing moment I had in the hallway, then I said words about Kylie that I would never say to her face. 

"Kylie is the one thats an elephant. A white elephant at that." I scowl and Perce rubs my back as he shakes his head at my dismay. He was most likely trying hard not to laugh at my face, though. I obviously look like a chipmunk when I frown. 

"What does that even mean, Paris?" 

I toss my hands up like I was giving up and let out a frustrated groan. "It means she's a stumbling block. Earnest Hemingway?"

He just shrugs, the clueless rainbow, and I sigh in defeat. "Someone obviously doesn't pay attention in his AP English Literature class."

The bell rings, signaling the rest of my shitty day. I toss my tray and Percy walks me to my last class: Human Anatomy.

I hate this class even though I'm passing with a 99. 

I slide into my seat which is in the very front and Hunter saunters in behind. Surprisingly, Kylie isn't slinked across his shoulder as always and she walks in when the tardy bell rings. She doesn't sit right beside him either and he seems to not care.

I shouldn't care either, but I do. I'm curious and the whole class is, too. The tension in the air is so thick, everyone could get high off it. 

The teacher knocks everyone back into reality when she introduces the class to a new topic with her high shrilly voice. We all dig into our backpacks and there wasn't a peep from Hunter or Kylie the whole hour. 

The bell rings again, and now I'm in my free period. I can go home if I want but I stay for Percy. I just walk the halls scrolling on Instagram on my phone, liking pictures of Kylie and other hot models I wish I could be like.

It was while I was doing this, when I see a recent post by Kylie:

                                                                            ItzKyliee

                                                                            12,088 likes

                                                                            ItzKyliee It is finally over. 

                                                                            I am a new woman and I

                                                                            don't need a man to rule my

                                                                            life. thank u, next.

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Oh shit.

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Yup.

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