*MOST OF YOU ARE PRETTY COOL*

T H E  G R A M M A R  N A Z I S

Now, lets be honest here, we all know someone like this.

Who exactly are the grammar nazis? They're people who correct the language usage of others by habit. However, these people tend not to be mean in the comment section of books.

T H E  M E A N  G R A M M A R  N A Z I S

We all might also know somebody like this. You never asked for a critique or anything yet this person still comes up and corrects everything that's wrong with your story (grammar & punctuation wise). These people are just plain mean and say things like: "Ugh, your story is so stupid, you didn't spell 'amazing' correctly". Oh, and let's clear up something, these people usually criticize, not correct.

T H E  H A T E R S

Haters are everywhere, on every street corner of every town of every state/territory/city/etc of every country.

Unfortunately, they're also on Wattpad.

These are those types of people who come and ruin a chapter. For example, "Ugh, I spent three yrs of my life reading your freaking chapter, it was so boring." Yeah, thank you, dear person.

T H E  I M P A T I E N T  O N E S

Those people.

Yes, those people. You know exactly who I'm talking about.

Those people who are impatient and comment on your story with things like:

"UPDATE!"

"LET'S GET A DANCE SCENE IN HERE!"

"COME ON! THEY NEED TO KISS ALREADY!"

1) You aren't the boss. Plus, do you know how hard it is to write under pressure? Because I ain't gonna write just because you demanded it. Oh, and you're freaking annoying.

2) SHUT UP. THEY'LL KISS SOON- LIKE LATER.

T H E  M A D  O N E S

Yep, you know who I'm talking about. The ones who go on a rage about your book because you threw in some weird plot twist- like Harry Styles being the murderer (Note to the author of that book: I hate you). And these kinds of people (usually me if there is any mention of 1D) will go and rant about how horrible (even if it isn't) your book is.

T H E  G H O S T I E S

Ghost readers are readers who don't vote or comment. Hello, please introduce yourself or something because I might want to take a look at one of your works. :D

Let's just say that there are bazillions of these out there, and they are slightly (very) infuriating.

T H E  F A N G I R L S / F A N P E O P L E

No, I'm not talking about the fans of your book. I'm talking about those fan girls/people that go absolutely crazy about a certain band or person. Basically, their reading lists look like:

Reading list #1: I LUV HARREH STYLES

*Harry Styles is my boyfriend

*Harry Styles adopted... me?

*Harreh Stiles killed... Liam whats-his-face

Reading list #2: I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT

*Taylor Swift broke Harreh's heart

*Taylor Swift is a stupid lady

*Taylor Swift killed... Harreh?

Oh, I almost forgot to mention that these people will bash you if you say something against their fandom and will hate you forever if your story has nothing to do with that specific fandom. Also, there are various types or fan girls/people, some more annoying than others.

T H E  A D V E R T I S E R S

Infuriating is the word that comes to mind when I think of 'the advertisers'. They will advertise their story/thread/amazing drawing anywhere, and by anywhere, I mean ANYWHERE. On message boards, walls, stories (a huge no-no), threads, and other places. First off, that's just RUDE. LEAVE THEIR STORY ALONE.

T H E  F O L L O W E R S

All of us follow other people. However, the people I'm talking about are the ones who follow like 600 million people hoping that a couple of them will follow that person back. Of course there are people who will follow for a follow, but I believe that follows should be earned. I follow people if I know them or if they have awesome works or if they like my story.

T H E  M O T I V A T O R S

"Oh, you have so much potential!"

"Give yourself a clap on the back for this chapter! It's awesome! :)"

Yay, thanks... I think. But these people really do make me feel happy (sometimes).

T H E  B A S H E R S/ T H E O N E S  W H O B E L I E V E  E V E R Y O N E  I S  L I K E  T H E M

You need to shut up. Just because she wears her emotions on her sleeve unlike you doesn't mean my M/C deserves to die. WHEN WILL YOU UNDERSTAND THAT NOT EVERYONE IS LIKE YOU? THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE MORE COMFORTABLE IN THEIR SKIN THAN YOU.

T H E  R E A D  M Y  S T O R Y  O N E S

I used to say that I didn't accept reading requests on my profile because I'm the kind of person who doesn't like to say 'no' and would end up reading Wattpad stories instead of doing other things. Now, I took that down because nobody seemed to notice that tiny passage. Consequently, I now get reading requests- and that's okay. However, I got one from somebody who kept on messaging me the name of the story and posting it in the comment section of my books and things like that. Needless to say, that person is now muted. Goodbye forever.

T H E  S E L F  O B S E S S E D  O N E S

The kind of person who interrupts their own story by complimenting themselves. i.e.

I was just running around the halls and-

I'm so awesome, aren't I, Janice?

I'm sure the story would have been terrific if not for the constant interruption of the author complimenting themselves over a pun or something.

T H E  H O P L E S S  O N E S

You explain something to them 5 million times yet they still have that dumb smile on their face (yes people, I can look through your screen) and ask you "what?" 5 million more times.

T H E  O N E S  W H O  F E E L  T H E  N E E D  T O  E X P L A I N E V E R Y  S I N G L E  T H I N G

Person 1: World War II started in the late thirties and ended in the middle of the fourties.

Person 2: *clears throat* Actually, World War II started in 1939 and ended in 1945. However, conflicts did arise earlier. The prinipals were Germany, Italy, Japan and the allies; Britain, France, and the US. China and the Soviet Union were also participants- although to a much lesser extent. It was also the largest war-

Invisible person: *facepalm* I don't care. I just wanted a general estimate.

T H E  R E A D E R S

*points to you guys*

That's you! Yes you, you with a face and eyes, and a nose. Unless you don't have a nose, that's fine too! (Looking at you, Voldemort)

T H E  N O R M A L  ( B U T N O T R E A L L Y N O R M A L )  W A T T P A D I A N

*waves* Hello everyone, that is me. Do you see why I said 'but not really normal'? Because if you think I'm normal, than something is wrong with you.

Bye.

I'm sure there are others I've forgotten to mention but...