"OMG! Did you hear? We're going to get a new English Teacher!" My friend Macy says. "I heard he's very young, like 17, and like, very hawt!"

1. How the heck are you a teacher when you're 17...? And the guy usually teaches seniors in high school. 

2. It's either, he's 17/18/19/20 or he's like 43 (If he happens to be 43, he either looks like McDreamy or McSteamy). 

A cute boy came through the front door, his blue eyes trained at mine and his hands clasped directly behind himself. He smiled at me with his white teeth and sat at the teacher's desk. "Excuse me, the student desks are that way," I said. A musical laugh came from his mouth. "I'm Mr. Hot white guy." Suddenly, I felt very embarrassed and a pink tinge rose up my cheeks. He noticed my embarrassment and smiled again. 

1. Normally, the teachers are in class before the students (unless it's a special circumstance) 

2. If he goes and sits in the teacher's desk, then he's probably the teacher. Your friend did say that he was young. 

3. I've seen these types of stories before and have realized that the guy is always super hot and is always white. What happened with all od the the other skin tones? And what happened to being nice on the inside? hmph. -.-

4. "Musical"? What type of laugh is musical? All I know is that there are guffaws and shrieks and roars. Musical Symphony got your tongue? (I know that makes no sense)

When every other girl is throwing themselves at the teacher. 

Okay, I get it. But no need to stalk him on Instagram or facebook and find weird videos of him cause that's just really weird...

When the M/C is disinterested in the teacher but the teacher only wants her. 

She doesn't want to be with the likes of you, so leave her alone!

When the teacher knows having a relationship with a student could potentially ruin his career but he does it anyways. 

That is just wrong, especially when the guy is over 18 and the girl is under 18 and their relationship isn't quite legal. Anyways, did you really want to be a teacher or not? Because I know bajillions of teachers who'd take your spot in a jiffy. and you could be arrested and make the headlines. "20 year old Mr. Hot White Guy caught having a relationship with 15 year old Macy Calloway!" 

When the disinterested M/C somehow falls in love with the teacher in two chapters. 

Again, you don't fall in love that quickly. Try making the story more realistic! (Unless you believe in true love... but that's a whole 'nother topic that I will not get into right now)

When the Teacher and the student do the thingamajig in the principal/Whatever's office.

Ew, just ew. Just imagine the principal/whatever sitting near the desk where you two did it and do the words "Statutory Rape" ring a bell?

Ten chapters later, and the teacher and student are still not able to take their hands off each other and are still making goo-goo eyes at one another. 

Ten more chapters later, "Get away from me, you stupid weirdo!" 

I told you he was no good.

When the girl finds out she is pregnant after breaking up with the guy and he tells her to get an abortion and if she doesn't he won't admit to being the father and blah blah. 

DNA testing is very helpful in these situations.

Epilogue: 20 years later Macy Calloway and Mr. Hot White Guy are married. They have a few children and are quite glad that they didn't have an abortion. 

One question... What are you going to tell your kids if and when they ask about how y'all met?