And that, my friends, is how What Not To Do With Your Stories came to an end... for the second and final time. 

First of all, I'd just like to say when I started my rant book, I never expected it to get this far. I still remember gushing over the 200 reads I had somehow gotten, and now this book is almost at 30k. I honestly cannot believe it. 

Secondly, I'd like to thank all my readers- ghosts and all. Many of you have somehow stuck with this book all the way to this- the end. I really appreciate all of you and all that you guys have done. Thank you for all the comments, critiques, and for putting a smile on my face.

Of course, this isn't the end for Granny Auden. I have a lot of weird things planned for the future... including editing this thing. It's embarrassing how many typos I've made... while criticizing typos. 

Anyhow, 

goodbye for now :)

(Shamelessselfpromotion: It would be wonderful if you guys could check out one of my other works.)

(I am so incredibly sorry for making all of you read this rant book. I feel quite embarrassed when I read some of my "chapters")