A N S W E R  T O  Y E S T E R D A Y S  Q U E S T I O N:
Although many had the right answer, packable definitely had the most interesting...

Note to self: Siri has the answer to everything. 

People in horror movies/stories:

The Fat Dude

This guy is the one who never makes it. Apparently nobody wants to see a belly jiggling, chin wiggling, and sweating on a screen during a movie (they'd much rather see some shirtless hot guy or a barbie girl in her underwear). 

To be honest, I've had 'nuff of the barbie girls and underwear models. 

The Romantic Couple

...And I thought the movie/story was about horror.

The romance always survives the movie or the love interest and the M/C die within a few minutes of each other. Also, this couple always decides that it is an amazing time to make out (during their run in the forest). 

Girl: "Can you go get the beers?"

Dude: *runs to the grocery store to get a beer* *never comes back*

Girl: *runs to see where the dude is* *killer kills her* 

Thanks to Happydoggy18 for the reminder :)

The Authority Figure

A lot of the times, victims will seek help from authority figures. However, these authority figures either end up dead or never believe the victim.

Basically, it's really hard to find someone who will believe you and knows how to behead people.

The Stupid One

He tries to save everyone.

Tries to show everyone that he is the strongest,

that he is the bravest,

that he is the smartest.

But he's not.

And he ends up lying in a puddle of 

red

sticky

blood.

Clichés:

💀 The killer never dies

💀 Nobody ever has a gun (they always have a donut to fight the killer <- and no donut will help you when you're being chased by a faceless killer in a golden mask)

💀 Women can not run without tripping or falling

💀 They travel in packs

💀 Some idiot always leaves the group and gets themselves killed

💀 "It's just the wind"

💀 "It's just the cat"

💀 Kids are the ones who see the ghosts

💀 Talking dolls & doll heads

💀 The black guy always dies

💀 Dreams

💀 Suspense... or the lack of suspense

💀 "BOOO!"

💀 Ominous fog

💀 Ominous music 

💀 The engine doesn't start

💀 Minorities never survive

💀 It was all a dream/video game

💀 Issues with mother

💀 "I'll be back!" damn right, you will  

💀 Once an abuser, always an abuser

💀 The flashlight doesn't work

💀 Or else they have a torch that flickers and dies

💀 No one listens

💀 Listen to the psychic 

💀 Don't try anything funny

Q U E S T I O N  O F  TH E  D A Y 

Which person selected the location which later became the District of Columbia (by act of Congress in 1790)?