Guys, I can't help but think of that time I said I was glad I had gotten 100 reads... and now I have more than 20k. To all of my readers- I really appreciate your support. I love all of you and you guys are absolutely amazing! <3

c u r s e  t h e  o n e  w h o  t a g g e d  m e - is that not a good enough title? :DDD

Just kidding, NeverCatchMe. However, I still don't appreciate you tagging me (jk, I don't mind), but I hate these things. -.-

And HAKern, thanks so much. I reallyyyy appreciate it (note the sarcasm). However, I'm glad you think I'm hilarious :D

Okay, so RULES:

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1) You must post all rules

2) Tag 13 people (righttt, what of they all hate me when I'm done? ;-;)

3) If you are tagged, write 13 things about yourself

4) Answer the 13 questions and create 13 more

5) No tag backs!

6) YOU MUST DO THIS IF YOU ARE TAGGED

7) You must finish in a week

8) Try to make the title unique and creative! :D

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Thirteen facts about me (hooray)! No -.-

1) I'm 108 years old

2) Cats are my life

3) One cannot imagine the hatred that I have for Donald Trump

4) Poetry is a beautiful form of writing- and something that I personally love

5) hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is a word that I consider interesting

6) When I was but a little girl, I chopped my hair off with a pair of shiny scissors 

7) Cats are life

8) I am probably not 108 

9) Cats are definitely my life

10) One also cannot imagine the hatred (or dislike, whatever) that I harbor for Ted Cruz

11) I like chocolate

12) I have been waiting years for a sequel to Finding Nemo, and it is finally almost here. 

13) My username... well... I'm not really sure.

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The Thirteen Questions

1) Have you ever disclosed your real name on this site?

A) Actually, yes. It was getting on my nerves to be called "Jessica" DO I LOOK LIKE A JESSICA TO YOU?

2) To be or not to be?

A) Hmm... that is a question that I shall contemplate. 

3) My Chem Romance or Panic!?

A) Music is not something I'm very interested in.

4) Do you know anyone on this site in real life? If so, who?

A) Unfortunately, yes. Her name is Faye and she would die if she saw any of this. Oh, there's also somebody named "Beyza"

5) How long has this whole tag taken you so far?

A) Hmm... let us see here... MORE THAN A WEEK BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO AVOID IT BUT THEN I GOT SCARED BECAUSE SOMEBODY WAS THREATENING TO COVER MY MESSAGE BOARD IN TELETUBBIES. 

6) What's your current favorite song?

A) ...

7) Michael Jackson or Michael Jordan?

A) Hmm... (hey, that counts as an answer).

8) What's something you would never say out loud?

A) I think you're arrogant. *flutters un-flutter-able eyelashes*

9) First Wattpad friend?

A) The one and only, NeverCatchMe :D

10) Are you an American Pie or a bag of jelly beans?

A) I really don't know how to answer this one.

11) How do you feel about Donald Trump?

A) As many of you have seen already, I have posted a rant about him. OYTHUIH#O@HFOIU!YF#<- that is how I feel, honestly. 

12) Who is your favorite teletubbie?

A) The weird green one with the line thing jutting from it's head?

13) Do you hate me yet?

A) Yes. Just kidding. Darling, I could never hate you UNLESS YOU DECIDE TO TAG ME IN ONE OF THESE "YOU CANNOT REFUSE THE TAG" THINGS AGAIN. 

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Questions for the (un)lucky tagged ones! :DDDD

By the way, I'm really sorry. 

1) Are you bored right now?

2) What is your favorite eight legged creature?

3) Do you believe in ghosts?

4) What is your favorite Wikipedia article?

5) What is your favorite book?

6) What is your favorite song?

7) Can I get you some fries with that?

8) Chocolate or vanilla?

9) What is something you regret doing?

10) What is the weirdest thing you did (or have done) as a teenager?

11) Dora The Explorer or Go, Diego, Go?

12) Would you rather be a cockroach or a spider? ( AND YOU CANNOT ANSWER NEITHER >: )

13) What is the weirdest question you've been asked?

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Tagged ones (Please don't hate me...):

AllyKenshin1877, or the one who has taken part in many of my stupid contests and whatnot. Thank you so much for all the support and I'm sure you would much rather be doing anything other than responding to this stupid tag...

BethanyRaeMiller589, or the one who has also been very supportive. I am sure you would also rather be doing anything else than responding to this... so I am very sorry. 

AnotherFaceToForget ;)

angelusanimi27: Thank you for dealing with me, you have my utmost respect.

IM SORRY IDK WHO ELSE TO TAG...

RocketDiver: Thanks so much for all the support. I promise you that I will never tag you again... >-<

stpolishook: I am very sorry. That aside, your book is fabulous! <3

bubblzblue: your poems are amazing! ;)

Yeah... I don't think I want anyone else to be in line for the murdering of Granny Auden.

So, that's it. 

IM SORRY I DON'T WANT THIRTEEN PEOPLE TRYING TO KILL ME FOR THIS, OK?