Thank you to @extratea for the cover! 

Beware of Dog.

Just kidding. 

Beware of the person who wrote this.

^^ and that's true.

Anyways, I'm not trying to be a hypocrite, as this book is very cliché itself. I'm just trying to put a smile on people's faces. I'm not trying to be mean or anything. If you have a book with one of these plot lines in it: it's totally fine. I just wrote this thing because I... because I wanted to? I think...

I can be pretty hilarious, but only when I want to be. 

So Beware of the person who wrote this.

Keep Calm

and

Read 

On.