ME SEES HIM SITTING ON THE BED CRIEING. I ASKES HIM WUT WUS WRONG. HE SAYS HE MISSUS HIS LITTLE BWOTHER A LOT. "ME IS SORRY, BABY." I SAYS.HE STARTS SLAPPING MY FACE AND I STARTED TO CRY. I'M SORRY BABY ME IS SORRY! I YELL AND SCREAM. HE STARTS TO HIT MY BOOTIFUL FACE AND THEN I FALL DOWN ON THE FLOOR AND RED BLOOD COMEDS OUT OF MY EARS AND FACE AND NOSE AND ARMS AND LEGS AND EARS AND NOSE AND ARMS AND LEGS AND ARMS AND LEGS AND EYES AND HAM SANDWHICHEEEES! ZEN I WAKE UP IN ZE HOSPITAL AND THEN I LOOK AT HIM AND HIM IS STILL ZE CRYING AND I ASK HIM WHAT IS ZE WRONG. HE SLAPS ME AND CALLS ME WEIRD GAL AND THEN I SCREAM AND MY MOMMMY COMED INTO THE ROOM AND SHE LOKS AT ME AND KILLS HIM>

THE END.

That was a delightful story, don't you think? I promise I am exaggerating; but I did find this one story where it was one huge block of text and everything was in caps.