General reasons:

•SMOL

•loves cuddles

•loves physical affection

•loves overall affection

•always a slut for some platonic loving

•comes with a three additional and unique modes! Psychiatrist, Trivia, and Spontaneous!!!

•adept at scaring off predators, unwanted guests, pretty much anyone c:

•goat stare

•animals flock to the smol len

•can be used as a blanket

For Special Uses ;D...

•knows how to hide a dead body

•knows how to make various at home bombs

•knows how to murder someone and get away with it

•wink wonk has quite the endurance

•wink wonk has no gag reflex

•wink wonk has a variety of hidden kinks :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

•fucking ninja skills