Gods dammit.

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GODS FUCKING DAMMIT

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I am the king of trash. Bow to me peasants.

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Say 'ello to the lord of dweebs and f-yous ayeyeyeyey

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C'mon let's passive aggressively thing initially slow and emotional songs c'MON.

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Pelvic thrusting monkeys.

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Oh my fucking gods

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*sPONTANEOUSLY SAYS LOUDLY* LATTE IS GERMAN SLANG FOR BONER PASS IT ON.

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How do you masturbate?

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I'M A LION HEAR ME ROAR- *bunny noises*

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Seems legitimate.