𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓, 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐄𝐆𝐆?

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aaerbender 🤍 (aaerie) , mackey. (mackey) , kahlism (kahlia) fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️ (hayden) , sanfrancisco (cisco) , axel ‼️ (axel)

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what's up party people

mackey.

i walked.

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i slept!

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we really live such exciting lives

mackey.

yes, i do.

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WE**

axel ‼️ (replying to @ fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️)

FAJSKDFLA;SGDK;S

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omg yes bestie same me too omg so relatable

kahlism (replying to @ fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️)

dying lmao

kahlism

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girl what

kahlism

i got acute bronchitis 

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you lost me at acute

kahlism

i have a nasty cough

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ohhhhhhhhhhh i sea i sea 🌊

sanfrancisco (replying to @ fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️)

love isn't real

sanfrancisco

what is the purpose of life

sanfrancisco

reality itself is a figment of our imaginations

sanfrancisco

what if we all just die alone in the end

sanfrancisco

what if soulmates aren't real

kahlism

girlie who emptied their insides in ur cereal wtf..

kahlism

(that was a lil tooooo real)

axel ‼️

FKDSO;AHAHHAA THIS IS WHAT WE GET FOR BULLYING HIM IN THE LAST CHAPTER

axel ‼️

i mean what

sanfrancisco

what

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man's just pissed that aaerie hasn't gotten on her knees to propose yet 

axel ‼️

lowkey thought that was gonna say smth else

sanfrancisco

we're not even dating???//?

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yeah but i bet you dream about it

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so in your MAYBE dream

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youve probably wished that she'd propose

kahlism

kahlism

cisco rn tryna manifest aaerie's love into his life

axel ‼️

HEKLEWFADPEPEP

sanfrancisco

I HATE ALL OF YOU

mackey.

me because aaerie is working overtime and im bored.

mackey.

sanfrancisco

it's the rbf for me

axel ‼️

IGNORE HIM!!

axel ‼️

YOURE SO GORGEOUS???

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woah is this rizz?!

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cisco take notes

kahlism

and he didnt misspell anything so yk he means it

fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️ (replying to @ axel ‼️)

also dont get your hopes up for an enthusiastic reply

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knowing mackey theyre probably tryna come up w a response

mackey. (replying to @ axel ‼️)

thanks.

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and then it's just gonna be "thanks."

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I TOLD YOU 

mackey.

die.

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mackey listen to me for a second

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you are EIGHTEEN.

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STOP ACTING LIKE A GRUMPY OLD MAN

mackey.

fuck you.

axel ‼️

ANYWAY!1!!!1

axel ‼️

mackey ur sosoososos pretty

axel ‼️

U SHOULD MODEL TOO!!!

kahlism

i agree tbh

kahlism

i hate seeing hot women waste their potential

mackey.

i dont model but im under the same industry.

mackey.

i'm a makeup artist for the runway models.

mackey.

not the kind of model my sister is.

kahlism

ok nvm: hot woman is using her potential to spend time with other hot women

kahlism

kahlia approved

sanfrancisco

man why does the most boring one of us get the best job

sanfrancisco

why cant i be surrounded by hot women and get paid for it 🙁

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you could become a pimp or something

sanfrancisco

no pimps are gross and horny

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weeeell...

mackey. (replying to @ sanfrancisco)

most boring one?

mackey.

you can't even score a girlfriend.

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real!

sanfrancisco

UGH

sanfrancisco (replying to @ mackey.)

...okay so if I take back u being the most boring

sanfrancisco

...could you send some aaerie content

axel ‼️

THEWAY HE SWITCHED UP LMAOAOSPD

mackey.

i'll see what I can find.

mackey.

i dont have a lot of photos of aaerie.

mackey.

here.

mackey.

fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️ 

she looks like a deer in the headlights in the second pic

axel ‼️

mackey i think you killed cisco....

mackey.

yaaaaay.

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SCREENSHOTTED.

fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️ 

NO WAY THAT IS THE MOST EMOTION I'VE EVER SEEN YOU PUT INTO A TEXT.

mackey. 

i mean at least he has no chance with her now.

sanfrancisco

guys i left to get my dinner

mackey. 

goddamit.

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➤ pls idk why ive been writing aaerie out of the chapters lately?? LIKE IDK I FEEL LIKE SHE ISNT CONTRIBUTING A LOT RN... but dw cus once the calling/irl chapters start coming in she'll be included more :)

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