𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓, 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐄𝐆𝐆?

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aaerbender 🤍 (aaerie) , mackey. (mackey) , kahlism (kahlia) fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️ (hayden) , sanfrancisco (cisco) , axel ‼️ (axel)

kahlism

yall my sim just died of laughter

kahlism

me and this mfing grim reaper boutta take it outside if he dont resurrect my girl rn

axel ‼️

axel ‼️

kal to her sim rn

kahlism

NO ONG

kahlism

istg if this grim reaper dont do their damn job.

kahlism

OK WE GOOD MY GIRL BECKY IS ALIVE AGAINN

kahlism

kahlism

MY REACTION CUS WE BACK ONLINE IN THIS BITCH FR!!

kahlism

kahlism

me and my girl becky after she survived dying of hysteria 😝

a/n: guys ik we're all mad at nicki rn but pls this meme is too good

fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️ 

why does albert einstein have boobs

kahlism

idk hes just like that ig

mackey.

what the hell.

axel ‼️

MACKEY!1!11!

mackey.

hey axel.

axel ‼️

HRU?/??

fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️ 

NOW HOLD ON

fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️ 

since when were you guys

mackey. (replying to axel ‼️ )

im dong okay 🙂.

fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️ 

first of all never use that emoji ever again

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second of all 

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SINCE WHEN WERE YOU GUYS FRIENDS

axel ‼️ (replying to mackey. )

THATS GOOD!!1!!

fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️ 

ok buddy

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SHE WAS MY FRIEND FIRST

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HOLD YOUR APPLICATION

fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️ 

actually mackey doesnt really have friends...

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nevermind i'll leave you guys alone 

fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️

for now...

fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️

axel ‼️

scary...

mackey. 

oh please.

mackey. 

hayden is as threatening as a bag of flour.

mackey. 

he's all bark no bite.

fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️ 

says the two pint creamsicle

axel ‼️

frankly i think mackey is at least a quart 

mackey. 

why are we comparing me to the US customary system.

fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️ (replying to axel ‼️ )

oh you sweet summer child.

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you americans dont understand anything smh

mackey. 

i'm not american.

fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️

shhhhhh

mackey. 

wait hold on.

mackey. 

are you calling me short.

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whaaaaatttt noooo

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all i said is that youre a two pint creamsicle

axel ‼️

so youre calling them short

fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️

WHY ARE YOU BOTH GANGING UP ON ME

mackey. (replying to fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️ )

youre like two inches taller than me.

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so that makes me a 4 pint creamsicle

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which is equal to 2 quarts

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therefore im superior

mackey. 

two quarts means nothing when you dont even have half a teaspoon of braincells.

kahlism

becky really just got fired from her job

kahlism

after a NEAR death experience!!

kahlism

smh!!

kahlism

give my girl a nobel peace prize or smth

axel ‼️

well has she done anything to promote world peace?

kahlism

yeah

kahlism

she survived

kahlism

duh

axel ‼️

ok i'll order her a nobel peace prize rn

sanfrancisco

sanfrancisco

wtf is happening rn

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all of a sudden i smell beef

kahlism

ROAST BEEF 🥩

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notice how mackey disappeared

sanfrancisco

wait where's aaerie

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notice how that's the first thing the man notices

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down horribly bad

kahlism

SHHHHH JUST SIT BACK AND WATCH

mackey. (replying to sanfrancisco)

oh i wonder.

axel ‼️

axel ‼️

aaerie rn

fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️

yeah, cisco would probably say that fluffball is as cute as her too or something

mackey.

i see you typing.

mackey.

don't bother apologizing to me.

mackey.

go apologize to her.

mackey.

she's the one you need to be worrying about.

sanfrancisco (replying to mackey.)

OK MAYBE I WILL

fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️

ok guys he's gonna be fine he's back to sassing us

fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️

knowing him he's prob gonna chicken out tho

fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️

bro is intimidated by aaerie who's legit a giant baby

sanfrancisco (replying to fight me, coward 🤼‍♂️)

MF JUST WATCH ME

axel ‼️

we're watching

sanfrancisco 

...is it too late to back out

➤ ok i tried to feed yall an extra juicy chapter since im kinda leaving u guys on a cliffhanger?? idk, idk how to write suspense or anything LMAOO

➤ anyway uh enjoy the food, now i gotta go take lessons on how to write confrontation <3

➤ not proofread (word count: 871)