———

-How it all happened-

Are you Ballin? I know I am.

It all starts off in the gym, SMG4 and SMG3 stood in front of you, Meggy, Mario, Luigi, Boopkins, Bob, Percy, Melony, Axol, Beth, Beta & Skully.

SMG4: Alright gang, I brought you all here today for one reason..TO SHOW THAT SMG3 AINT BALLIN!!

SMG3 became aggravated and pointed at him.

SMG3: NO, IT'S YOU WHO A'INT BALLIN SMG4!

Beta face palmed.

Beta: You know how fucking dead that meme is, don't you?..

Axol: Oh come on Beta, don't be such a downer. Maybe it'll be fun.

Beta: Yeah, maybe in your world, but not in mine..

Meggy: Well, this is already stupid, I'm heading out..

Y/N: So I was woken up for this?! Yeah..goodnight.

You two leave, but hear something that stopped the both of you in your tracks.

SMG4: Mario! Melony! Bob! Beta! Axol & Beth! You guys are on my team!

Meggy: WHAT?!

Y/N: WHY DIDN'T YOU SELECT EITHER ME OR MEGGY?!

SMG4: Sorry you two, it was a tough choice..

You two were dumbfounded.

Mario: Hey! Mario can play tennis!

He then grabbed a basketball.

Mario: Watch!

He then plopped it down and kicked it.

Beta: Why did you pick me?..You know Mario and Bob are my least favorite people on this planet..

SMG4: Beta, stop whining. Also, sorry Meggy and Y/N..you're just both..Uhh..what's the word?..

He sweats as Meggy and you glare at him.

Meggy: Just...what?

SMG4: A little..short..for basketball..

Your eyes widen.

Y/N: Oh no..what have you done?!-

Meggy: SHORT!? SHORT!!? I'LL SHOW YOU SHORT!!

Mario then laughs at her.

Mario: Who said that? Mario can't see anyone at his eye level.

Mario cracks up again. Meggy became frustrated and dragged the others who weren't selected on SMG4's team along with her.

Y/N: Uh, SMG4. I ain't short, I'm literally taller than you..

SMG4: Yeah, but-

Meggy: Cmon guys, we're gonna CREAM these ingrates.

SMG3: Don't worry Meggy, I reckon we'll smash em!

Meggy then crosses her arms.

Meggy: Oh I know I will.

———

SMG4: Alright. I have along riding on this basketball match. Can I trust you guys to win?

Beta then cracks his neck.

Beta: Born ready.

Mario was trying to eat the basketball, Melony was asleep the entire time, Bob just stood there. Blankly staring off in the distance.

Beta: Your new look still creeps me out..

Bob: ScReW yOu!

Mario: So why didn't you pick Y/N?

SMG4: Oh! Right..he may be as tall as Tari. But he's Uhh...gullible..

Beth: Guys! Maybe it's just a friendly little competition..but as Erm..well...I'm not that great at Splatfests..or competition..

She rubbed her arm and looked at her current record.

Beth: *Sigh* Only 1 win, and 99 losses..

Bob: LmAo! YoU sUcK-

Axol: Shh!

Axol then pats her on the back, making her smile a bit.

Axol: At least you try, that's all that matters.

Beth: Thanks-

Mario then accidentally swallowed the ball whole.

Beta: Wish my ex could do that.

He then coughed it out.

SMG4: Oh...no...

Beta: Yeah. You picked the worst players.

SMG4: I'm sorry! I wasn't thinking when I picked my team! Okay?!

Bob: DoNt WorRy SmG4!

He grabbed the ball with his sword, puncturing it.

Bob: YoU aRe tAlKiNg tO tHe StReEt BaLl MaStEr! I uSeD tO pLaY bAsKeTbAlL aLl tHe TiMe! BaCk WhEn I wAs iN...pRisOn.

SMG4 was relieved.

SMG4: Yes!!! I knew it was a good idea choosing you!

Beta: Uh huh..and how exactly did you do in prison basketball?..

Bob: Um Uh. LeTs NoT gEt InTo DeTaIlS! i DoNt LiKe To FlEx!

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Percy: So what's the plan?

Skully: From what I know of..Melony shouldn't be much of an issue, Axol I'm not so sure of, Beth may seem threatening, but her record is pretty erm...dull..as for Bob and Mario, they are idiots, but they shouldn't be ignored..Y/N, you said something about them working as a tag team?

Y/N: Yeah, they are powerful when they're working together, but with Beta in the mix, that just makes it worse.

SMG3: SMG4 is pretty skilled, so he shouldn't be ignored either.

Meggy: So, that's what we know about the pros and cons of our opponents?

Skully: Oh! Right, Beta's con is that he's sneaky..don't take your eye off him. Half of my vision may be lost, but I'm still an average shot.

Percy: Luckily you're teaming up with a basketball champ, I used to do it back in Pangea during my downtimes, I've got a lot of experience.

Meggy: Good, cutie, I know you're a really good shot, keep it that way yeah?

Y/N: As always.

You kiss her cheek, making SMG3 look away.

SMG3: Get a room!

Skully: What? I find it sweet.

Luigi: Me too!

SMG3: Okay weirdos..

Percy: Let's just focus on the game.

Boopkins: All I wanted to do was have a friendly game..

Skully: They're about to get one.

Y/N: Exactly..so, ready team?

Luigi: R-ready!

Skully: Ready.

Meggy: Ready.

SMG3: Ready..

Boopkins: Ready!!

Percy: Ready.

You all turn around towards SMG4's team.

SMG3: HEY! You guys ready to play yet?

SMG4: Yeah! You ready to lose?

SMG3: We'll see about that.

Everyone lines up to their opponents.

SMG4: You guys are going down.

Lakitu then carried a ball towards SMG3 and SMG4.

3

2

1

GO!

Lakitu then dropped the ball, the two immediately rush for it. SMG3 kicked SMG4 away and grabs the ball. He passes it to you and you pass it to Meggy, she rushes to the other side, only to be blocked by Mario.

Mario: Not happening honking bitch!

Meggy only smiled and tripped Mario down, she passed by him with ease.

Beta: OH HELL NAH!

He goes to get her, but tripped on her heel.

Beta: Fuck! Beth! Axol! Stop her!!

SMG4: MELONY! INTERCEPT!

She ignored him and continued to sleep.

Beta: You know she's no use!

Axol: Heeey!

Beth attempted to stop Meggy, Meggy jumped over her and scored.

Beth: Aw man..

Meggy was then seen again posing with sunglasses.

Meggy: You're gonna regret not choosing me nor Y/N SMG4.

Y/N's Team: 1

SMG4's Team: 0

———

SMG4 has the basketball and starts dribbling it.

SMG4: Ain't nobody ballin like me really.

Mario gets the ball tossed to him, he dribbled it with his ass towards the other side.

Y/N: Oh hoh! No you don't!

Mario only smirked and puts the ball into his hat, he tossed it, jumps on his hat, you were shocked by this sudden skill..

Mario: Weeeeee!

Y/N: What?!

Mario: Imma gonna fly for you!

He scored.

Y/N: You gotta be kidding me.....

Mario then mimics Meggy.

Mario: Woomy, Woomy, Imma so short and the girlfriend of a gullible person! Haha!

You growl in anger.

Y/N: You outta regret that!!

Y/N's Team: 1

SMG4's Team: 1

———

Skully had the ball and decided to give Luigi a chance.

Skully: You got this Luigi! Believe in yourself!

Luigi: *Vietnam flashbacks.*

SMG3: DAMN IT! WHY THE HELL ISN'T HE PASSING THE BALL?!

Percy then responds by taking it from Luigi.

Percy: I've got this!

SMG4 attempts to block him, he responded with a low pitched growl that intimidated him out of the way.

SMG4: MARIO, AXOL QUICK! Cover the basket!!

Mario T-Poses and heads towards the basket. As for Axol, he quickly rushed over with his hands ready to catch it.

Percy: Too easy..

He tricked Axol out and swept him off his feet.

Axol: No! Mario! Stop him!

Percy then launched the ball into the air and towards the basket, only to have Mario extend his nose and launch it back.

Mario: Boing!

Percy: WHAT?!??!!

It launched straight towards your hoop, Skully attempted to stop it, only to have himself and the ball crash and fall through the hoop.

Skully: O-ow..

Meggy: Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me?!

Y/N: Fucking hell..

Mario: Swishy! Nibbly nibbly!

He taunts again.

Y/N's Team: 1

SMG4's Team: 2

———

SMG3 gets the ball again and dribbled it towards the hoop, Beta and SMG4 trip him as Bob stabbed it with his sword hand.

Bob: LoL! pIeCe OuT bItChEs!

He goes to the hoop, you steal the ball from his sword and jump on Mario's head, shorting his height.

Mario: Mamafucker!

Beta: CMERE ASSHOLE!

He chased after you, but gets blocked out of the way by Skully.

Skully: Go! I'll hold him off!

You nod and continue to go.

Beta: MOVE!

Skully: NO!

You run into Axol and Beth.

Beth: Going somewhere?

Axol: You aren't gonna score that one! S-sorry, I'm not that great at comebacks..

Y/N: Eh, it's fine.

You then front flipped over them and landed perfectly on your feet, shocking both Axol and Beth, you head towards the hoop, leaping upwards.

Beta saw this and glared at Skully, ramming him down and bolting towards Y/N.

Beta: Oh hell no! You ain't scoring on my watch!!

Meggy attempts to stop Beta, but Beta gains an advantage and slides under her legs and back into his feet.

Meggy: What?!?!

Beta: Sorry, not sorry!

SMG3: OH ITS ON!

SMG3 lunged at Beta, but Beta swiftly kicked SMG3 out of the way with a swift blow of his tail.

Beta: MOVE BITCH!

He saw you were about to score.

Beta: NO!

He leaped up and grabbed you by the back.

Y/N: Huh?!

Beta: Gotcha!!

That went south as your head hit the metal hoop, knocking you out cold.

Beta: Oh...

Beta winced as he regrets it.

Beta: Oh god..I'm sorry Y/N..are you alright dude?..

You didn't respond, which worried Beta and the others even more.

Skully: Y/N!!

Meggy: Y/N?!?

SMG4: Beta!!

Beth: What the heck did you do?!

Beta: What!!? It was an accident!

Percy: Did you really have to yank him down like that?.

Beta: I didn't mean it! It happened so fast!

Beth: Next time don't interfere!

Axol: Yeah! You could've seriously had injured him!

Beta crossed his arms.

Beta: And what the hell were you two doing?..standing around with fingers in your ass? You coulda stopped him from scoring.

Skully: Beta..don't start please..

Beta: Okay..okay..

Meggy went to you and held you close.

Skully: We can call it off, this is more important than a game..

Boopkins: Is Y/N alright?!

Mario: Y/N?..

SMG4: Y/N, come on buddy, don't die on us..

Meggy: Y-Y/N?..

They wait until..

Y/N: Ugh...

Meggy: *Gasp* Oh thank god!!

The group smiled in relief as you were fine.

Y/N: Mah names Chewy Sprinklebag!

Meggy and the others were shocked and confused.

Meggy: What?..

Beta: Oh..fuck...what have I done?......

He said as he bit his own finger, pacing back and fourth.

Y/N: What da fuck is this shite?!

You say as you were holding a basketball.

Y/N: This a melon? Cause it's pretty sexy~

Melony: What?!

Beta: Y/N?...are you good dude?..

Y/N: Who da fuck is Y/N?!

SMG4: Great..hang on..let me try something..

He walks up to you and tries to convince you to snap out of it.

SMG4: Hey! Snap out of it!!

He slapped you, trying to see if it worked out or not.

Y/N: Oi! That fooken hurt ya twat! Imma shove this melon where the moon don't shine! Uranus!

SMG4: Please don't..

Mario and Luigi pin Y/N's arms to the ground.

Y/N: Lemme go ya test tubes! I'll fuckin burst ye!

Beta: Hang on...I have a solution..

Meggy: Haven't you done enough?..

Beta: But-

Meggy: No, answer the question!

Beta: No, you answer my fucking question. Do you want me to save Y/N or not?!

Meggy: I-...

Beta: That's what I thought..now, if you'll excuse me..

He walks past Meggy, the others back off as Beta goes to examine him.

Y/N: Hello rock man! Why you so grey?! Did come from those black and white movies?!

Beta: I don't have a cigar, so no. Now watch this, it's a little magic trick called Un-Stupidify.

Y/N: OOOOOOH!.....I don't get it......

Mario: Mario doesn't get it either..

SMG4 then elbows him.

SMG4: Not now..

Beta: Let me show ya!

He then gets a basketball and hits you hard in the head, causing another black out.

Meggy: HEY!

Meggy, SMG4 and SMG3 went to go grab him, but Beta swept them off their feet with his tail and kicked them against a wall.

Beta: You never wanna test me, I pass every time, now watch..

Soon enough, you wake up.

Y/N: Ugh...my head...Meggy?..

Meggy: Oh my..Y/N!!

She gets up and ran over to you, she then hugged and kissed you.

SMG4: Wow..you actually did it?..

Beta: Yeah..I make mistakes and I mix them..

He then sheepishly rubbed the back of his head.

Beta: Sorry I kicked you three..

SMG3: It's fine dude..it was a pretty swift move.

Skully: Okay, so note to self..don't let this happen again..

Beta: Damn right.

Y/N: What happened?..

Meggy: It's a bit of a short story..

Mario: Hehe..Short..

Meggy then shot a death stare at Mario.

Mario: I mean! Meggy! You're sooo tall!!

Meggy: Sure..so basically Beta accidentally smacked your face against the hoop and you..sorta blacked out..but you woke up! But different.

Y/N: How different?

SMG4: You had the same IQ as Mario for a moment.

You were too stunned to process that.

Y/N: Shit..that sounds a lot like a nightmare..

SMG3: Yea! We already have one dumbass, we don't need two!

Beta: Did you forget about Bob's and Sherak's existence? They're as dumb as him almost..

SMG3: Oh! Them too.

Bob: HeY!

Mario: That ain't the Mario spirit mamafucker.

Y/N: Okay, that's enough..my head hurts, so let me process this..

They wait and a few moments later, you respond.

Y/N: Sorry, where were we?

Percy: We were in a middle of a game.

Beta: Yeah..also, Sorry about that one Y/N..I got carried away..

Y/N: I forgive you Beta.

Beta: Sweet! So, back to the game? Or you wanna sit this one out?

Axol: We won't force you friend!

Y/N: I'll keep playing, it's gonna take more than a concussion to bring down the reader.

Skully: Oh yeah..now we're talking.

Meggy: I like your style!

Y/N: Isn't that why you fell in love with me?

Meggy: N-no..it's because you're a dork!

Boopkins looked concerned.

Boopkins: Erm..guys..

Y/N: Yes Boopkins?

Boopkins: LOOK OUT!

Mario choked on another basketball and coughed it out towards your face.

Y/N: NOOOO-

(Well that seemed to have worked out quite well for good ol Y/N..)

......Wanna hear a joke?.

Yeah?

Okay, so what did the tree say when he came across a math question?

"I'm Stumped."