———

It was a normal day, SMG4 was browsing the internet until a letter slipped through the door.

SMG4: What's this?

He gets up and walks over to pick it up. Then, his eyes widen..

It was from Nintendo.

He quickly ran outside and into the garden to see Luigi watering his plants and Mario sitting around, until SMG4 came bursting through and picked up Mario.

Mario: WHA?!

SMG4: YEET!

He threw Mario into the wall and into the computer room. Alerting Skully.

Skully: WHOA!

He ducked under him.

Skully: What the..

SMG4: MOVE!

He shoved Skully out of the way. He picked up Mario and shoved him in the chest.

Mario: SMG4 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

He successfully closes the chest, then he hears a knock at the door. It opens up, revealing three lawyers, one of them was Funky Kong.

Skully: Oh Hey Funky-

A briefcase gets thrown into his face and at the wall.

Skully: Ow?..

Lawyer Kong: WHERE IS HE?!

Skully: W-where's who?! Why are you trespassing?!

Lawyer Kong: SILENCE YOU! I'M TALKING ABOUT HIM!

He points at Glitchy.

Skully: Well you don't need to be so impolite..

A lawyer throws a golf trophy at his head.

Skully: OW! STOP THROWING THINGS AT ME!

He ignored his request and goes to SMG4.

SMG4: P-please...don't please...

He reaches into his briefcase, about to pull out a paper, until Mario got himself free.

Mario: Ugh! Smelled like shit in there!

SMG4: NO MARIO! GET BACK IN THERE AND HIDE!

Skully: I think you're a little late for that-

SMG4 shuts him up with another golf trophy. Knocking him out.

Lawyer Kong: Mario! There you are! We've been looking everywhere for you!

Mario: Ah crap. Hey lawyer guy..

Lawyer Kong: It's been five years since we've made Mario Odessey and people have been getting pissed that there hasn't been a new Mario game since.

Skully wakes up and blurts something out.

Skully:..Why would people want to save the princess for the 80th time?! How many times does this bitch need to get kidnapped by the same fucking turtle over and over again-

Lawyer Kong: SOMEONE SHUT HIM UP!

Skully prepares for another hit as he shuts his eyes...

But no impact? He opens his eyes to find a very buffed up Y/N.

Skully: Whoa..

Mario: Oooooh..

SMG4: Y/N?..

Y/N: Kong..watch..your..tone..

Lawyer Kong: What?! Who and what the heck are you?!

Y/N: I am the God Of War..

Lawyer Kong whispered to one of his colleagues.

Lawyer Kong: This guy is starting to freak me out..let's get out of here with Mario..

They nod and grab Mario.

Mario: HELP!! YOU BEEG MONKE! MARIO HATES WORKING!

The kong didn't seem to like the attitude Mario was giving him, so he frowns and pulls out a piece of paper.

Lawyer Kong: You know what this is?

Mario: Toilet paper! :D

SMG4: It's...it's an intellectual property contract..

Lawyer Kong: Very good SMG4! I can see you've done your legal research-

He was then grabbed by Y/N, Lawyer Kong was being choked slowly..

Y/N: Leave. My. Home..

You then threw Lawyer Kong into the sun.

SMG4: Whoa!!

Mario: Yay! Mario doesn't have to work anymore!! Haha!

Skully: That's impressive!

Y/N: Thank you.

Mario hugged you tightly.

Mario: Don't ever lose this.

Y/N: I won't.

SMG4: Did you take steroids or something?!

You shook your head no.

Lawyers: Okay, that's it..you're going down bub!

Y/N: Back down, now..I'm warning you.

Lawyers: We aren't afraid of some buff ass dude! Get that Mofo!

They rush at you with machine guns, you simply pull out the one and only..

Blade of Olympus.

Y/N: ENOUGH!

You fatally obliterated all of them with one good swing.

Skully, Mario & SMG4:

You calmly place your blade away and walk out of the castle.

Skully: Wait, where are you going?!

Y/N: To deal with business..and some other business..I'll be back tomorrow..

Skully: You need some help with that?

Y/N: No, this is something I can do on my own..

Skully: Okay, just be safe friend.

Y/N: Ok..

You leave.

SMG4: I-I..What?!

Mario: Mario needs one of those swords!

SMG4: You'd be kinda reckless with it.

Mario: You know Mario too well..

———

⏰ A Few Minutes Later...

You were walking away from the Nintendo headquarters as it all lays in ruins. Miyamoto remained shooken.

Miyamoto: B-But how are we gonna make games now?! We're by far the most popular video game company the world has ever seen!

Y/N: Adapt and build a new one..don't force beings to do your bidding against their will..

You pat his shoulder and leave.

———

In Inkopolis...

Meggy was seen training in an arena until she saw a shadow appear, turning that direction, she saw Y/N.

Meggy: Oh, it's just you, hey Y/N!

She giggled.

Y/N: Hey..

Meggy: Is..something wrong?

Y/N: No. Not anymore..

Meggy: Oh, okay..wanna train with me? I could really use your help!

Y/N: Of course Meggy.

You two began shooting at the targets.

Mark: Sup-

He was immediately struck by the Nemesis Whip, splattering him into an ink puddle. Meggy got startled by the loud crack and turns around.

Meggy: What- How did you..?! Wha- I'm..

She remained speechless.

Y/N: It was probably lighting.

Meggy: Lighting?....weird....it's not even raining.

She did notice you looked a bit more bigger than usual...

Meggy: What happened to you? Did you hit a growth spurt?.

Y/N: Perhaps.

She was gazing at you for a bit longer..

Y/N: Meggy?.

Meggy: Huh?. Oh! I'm sorry..let's go back to training..

You raise and eyebrow..you knew what she was doing..so you went back to training.

———

⏰ One Hour of Training Later..

Meggy was tired out and sat on a bench, taking off her shirt, wearing a black tank top under it to reduce heat.

Meggy: That was a good training session..

Y/N: It was..

Meggy chuckled and looks at you.

Meggy: Hey-

She paused and looked around to make sure no one's watching..when no one was around, she watched you take off your shirt, revealing your ripped body. Meggy couldn't help but blush a lot and stare in awe.

You look over and saw her staring at your abs.

Y/N: Hmm..someone likes staring~

Meggy squeaks and looks away, turning bright red. She heard you approach, cause her to turn even more red and shut her eyes. Then she heard something being placed next to her and a little kiss on the forehead before leaving.

Meggy: H-Huh?..

She opened her eyes and saw you leave, she looks next to her to find a rose. Picking it up, she stared off where you came from and blushed again..

———

⏰ Another few minutes later..

Meggy purchased a bigger bed for her apartment. For some reasons that remain anonymous..

(Dragon Borne!- Wait wrong game.)