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You and your rival Mark stood there, ready for battle..

Mark: I hope it was worth it for stealing my girl..

Y/N: Hah, she never loved you! You kept begging her to date you! You brought this on yourself!

Mark: ENOUGH!

He clenched his fists in rage and yelled.

Mark: I'M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS NEVER TOUCH MY MEGGY AGAIN!

Y/N: Good luck with that Squiddo..

Mark charged in with his squid form, to which you slide under and spun back to your feet. You watch Mark reform back into an inkling and pull out a splatbomb, chucking it at you.

Y/N: Typical.

You ran up to the splatbomb and performed a 540 kick towards the bomb, returning it back to Mark, to which he went wide eyed and looked in awe at the kick.. he gained his focus back and slid past the bomb before it detonated.

Mark: Slippery little bastard!

He said, annoyed and frustrated.

Mark: Your little tricks end here!

He performed a squid jump and goes to kick you in the face, you reacted quickly and grabbed him by the leg and tossed him into a tree like a ragdoll.

Mark: O-Ow..you f-fucker!!

He gets up, cracking his back.

Y/N: What's the matter?..Give up?

Mark: I don't think so..I'll never stop fighting for what's mine!

Y/N: Okay, now that's just pathetic.

You run at him and uppercut him into the air, before he could land on the ground, you sent him into moat bellow.

Mark: YOU DICK!

He managed to crawl back out and gain a surprised punch to your face. You stumble back a bit and felt some blood in your mouth.

Y/N: Okay, now that's a hit.

You two tackle into each other and throw punches..

———

You bitch slapped Mark across the face.

Y/N: Watch yo tone codsucker!

———

Mark grabbed a voodoo doll of you and threw you at a wall.

Mark: TAKE THIS!

Y/N: AYO-

You were thrown at the wall.

———

Now in the boxing ring, you KO'd Mark who was now covered in bruises and given a black eye.

Y/N: Teaching yourself how to get spanked? Well it's working out well buddy! Keep it up!

———

Mark Sparta kicks you off into a hole.

Mark: Have a nice fall!

Beta:...It's a hole...

Mark: Shut the fuck up!

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.....

You two just sat there, enjoying your coffee.

Y/N: So, how's your day been?

Mark: Eh, it's been decent. How about yours?

Y/N: Good, good..

.......

You both throw hot coffee into each others eyes.

Mark: JESUS CHRIST!!

Y/N: OH DEAR GOD!!!

———

Mark loads up his hero blaster and aims it at you.

Mark: GET FUCKED!

He fired the ink at you.

Y/N: Ahem, Mask X!

Mask X:

Mark:....really?...

Y/N: Yep. Now if you'll excuse me.

You said, the ink began to reverse back to Mark.

Y/N: Now you die.

Mark: WHAT?!

The ink soaked him.

Mark: OH GOD IT BURNS!!

Y/N: Then next time don't put acid in your ink!

Mark: Cruel world.......what a world!.....

He melts into a oozing mess.

Y/N: Ugh..that's just sick...

Mask X:

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Y/N: Yeah, me too.

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