Somewhere in the castle, stood a silver droid robot with minus signs in their eyes, looking in the mirror, complementing itself.

Negative Droid: Everyone knows I'm the best character to be ever created, they just don't know it yet, once they see me, they won't resist! I am the most handsome and I know it-

Tinker: You know you're a terrible character, right?

Negative Droid: Says the one who died in the chapter I was introduced in! You're just-

Tinker: Shut up! Just shut up with that!

Negative Droid: Oh what, are you afraid of being wrong?

Tinker: No! I'm afraid of you going on for a whole hour of how good you are! Nobody cares! We all know it and nobody cares! Will the chat please back me up?!

Negative Droid: You're the one acting like a child about this!

Tinker: Just shut up!! I don't wanna hear it!

Negative Droid: You need to calm down-

Tinker: SHUT UP!

Negative Droid: NO YOU SHUT UP-

Tinker then punches the robot.

Tinker: I. Don't. Want. To. Hear. It.

Negative Droid: *Gasp* You scratched my polished metal!

He grabbed his laser rifle.

Negative Droid: Prepare for demolition!

He fired but misses his shot when Tinker blinded him with coal.

Negative Droid: Agh! My eyes!

Tinker: You're being dramatic, you know that right?

Negative Droid: Says the one who ruined my hardware!

Tinker: I'll fucking do it again!

Negative Droid: Not if I do it first to you!

Tinker: What software? I hate to brag but my hardware IP number is one.

Negative Droid: No wonder you're old as dirt!

Tinker: At least I function better than you!

Negative Droid: Oh yeah?!

Tinker: Yeah!

Negative Droid: Well try doing this!

He does the robot in a quirky way, Tinker only yawns.

Tinker: You finished?

Negative Droid: Yep, go ahead, wow me.

Tinker: Very well.

He does a more advanced robot, twisting his limbs around.

Tinker: That's how you do a proper robot.

Negative Droid: No, that's called malfunctioning, cause you're old!

Tinker: Swivel your arms then.

Negative Droid: What?

Tinker: Go ahead, do it..I'm waiting.

Negative Droid: Okay, you asked for it.

Tinker: I know.

He does so and ended up pulling a wire.

Negative Droid: OW! MY WIRES!

Tinker couldn't help but laugh his bolts off.

Negative Droid: It's not funny! You asshole!

Tinker: Well I'm laughing.

Negative Droid: Shit..low battery..

Tinker: Thank god, he ran out of juice.

Meggy then comes in with fury in her eyes.

Tinker: Uh..I'm just gonna clean this up..

He nervously sweeps away the body and acts like everything's normal.

Meggy: Can't have one day of relaxation..

Y/N: Tell me about it..

(Well dang, seems like they'd make great brothers)