Once again it is... *checks invisible watch* 10:30 on a school night and I can't sleep yet so here we go with the second story of my new series! Btw: I don't own some of the pictures I use for the covers. All credit goes to the original artists. However I have been drawing some of the covers in my later stories :)
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Setting the scene:
All of the boys are relatively the same age in this story (so like 4 or 5 since they're in kindergarten) except for Liam who is their teacher. It's their first day of kindergarten and they're all very excited. (if anyone else thought of the clip of Louis in the interview saying "We're very excited," in the most monotone voice just now we are automatically best friends😆) Ok on with the story!
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It's the first day of kindergarten for the 1D boys. They have all woken up early, had a nutritious breakfast, finished their homework, and are waiting for the bus to arrive. When the bus comes, they take seats next to each other. Harry and Louis in one seat and Niall and Zayn in a seat across from them.

Louis: Morning boys!

Niall: Morning! You alright mate?

Louis: I'm doing great thanks.

Zayn: What's kindergarten like? Is it scary?

Harry: I've heard it's a really fun place. That's what Mummy told me.

Niall: Yeah, my mum said that too.

Louis: I'm sure we'll be fine.

Harry: Do they allow pets at school?

Zayn: Erm... no I don't think so.

Louis: Why?

Harry: Because I've brought my kitty Dusty with me.

Harry opens his back pack and pulls Dusty out.

Louis: Harry! You can't bring pets to school! Everyone knows that!

Harry: Well my name isn't "Everyone" so I didn't know.

Zayn: Oh boy.

Harry: Dusty won't be any trouble. Will you Dusty?

Dusty meows.

Harry: See? He's a good boy.

Dusty starts to cough and make gagging noises.

Niall: Oh no... is he...?

Harry: No Dusty not here!

Dusty coughs up a hair ball that lands right on Louis' trousers.

Louis: HARRY!

Niall and Zayn laugh at the mess.

Harry: Louis I'm sorry mate but Dusty usually coughs his hairballs onto things he doesn't like. I can't stop him.

Louis: Oh, how thoughtful.

Niall and Zayn laugh harder at Louis' miserable state of being.

Louis: How am I supposed to get this out of my trousers?

Harry: I don't know. But I'd say it matches the color of your trousers rather nicely.

Louis: Gee, thanks.

The bus pulls up to the school and they all get off the bus. Louis runs to the toilets to wash the hair ball out of his trousers while the other three make their way to class.

Liam: Good morning class! My name is Mr. Payne! Right now I'm going to take attendance and then we'll start with the first activity of the day.

Mr. Payne looks through his list of students.

Liam: Zayn?

Zayn: Here!

Liam smiles.

Liam: Niall?

Niall: Hello!

Liam: Hello!

Liam looks further down his list.

Liam: Let's see... Harry?

Harry: *blurts out* I- I definitely don't have a kitty in my bag!

Harry sits still in his chair like a plank of wood while Niall and Zayn try not to laugh.

Liam: Erm, okay, thank you for informing me Harry but I didn't ask you that.

Harry: Okay just wanted to let you know that I definitely don't have a kitty in my bag.

Liam: Ok then... um, Louis? Are you here?

Louis runs through the door.

Louis: I'm here I'm here! Sorry I'm late!

Liam: No worries lad.

Niall: He was washing hairballs out of his trousers in the toilet!

Louis throws Niall a death stare.

Liam: Oh. Alright. *mumbles to self* Strange class...

After settling into their seats, Mr. Payne starts his lesson in maths.

Liam: Right, now can anyone tell me what comes before four?

Zayn raises his hand.

Liam: Yes Zayn?

Zayn: Midnight Memories.

Liam: Erm... well... I was looking for a different answer but... moving on! Can anyone tell me what comes after four?

Niall raises his hand this time.

Liam: Niall.

Niall: Made in the A.M.

Liam: Oh dear. *facepalms*

...

Liam: Right, now class I'm going to read you a maths problem.

Liam looks at his papers.

Liam: "Harry bought 15 watermelons-"

Harry cuts in.

Harry: 15 WATERMELONS??? Why on Earth would I ever need that many watermelons??

*story suddenly flashes 22 years into the future*

Watermelon Sugar mv

*story flashes back to before*

Liam: I don't know why you would need that many watermelons Harry but can you let me finish the question?

Harry: Yes I'm sorry.

Liam: "Harry bought 15 watermelons. After he has eaten 5 of them, what would he have left?"

Louis raises his hand, smiling.

Liam: Yes Louis?

Louis: An unhealthy watermelon-eating obsession.

All the boys smile wide but manage not to laugh.

Liam: I guess you could say that but I was looking for the answer 10.

Liam shuffles through his papers again.

Liam: Right, now, name this shape for me please.

Liam holds up a piece of paper with a triangle on it.

Liam: Yes, Niall?

Niall: Fred.

Liam throws his papers behind him from loss of brain cells.

Liam: Let's move onto English now shall we?

Harry: But I can already speak English very goodly! I don't need more lessons.

Liam: Right...

Liam points to the word 'cat.'

Liam: Zayn, can you tell me what this word says?

Zayn mouths the word to himself before saying his answer.

Zayn: Cat! Like the one in Harry's bag.

Harry: Zayn!

Liam: If Harry has a stuffed kitty in his bag it's okay if he brings it with him to school.

Zayn: But it's not a stuffed ki-

Harry cuts him off by chucking a marker at him which hit him in the head.

Zayn: Ow!

Niall and Louis laugh.

...

The boys sat at a table with Mr. Payne eating their lunch.

Liam: What do you boys have for lunch?

Louis: I have chicken breast, stuffed with mozzarella, wrapped in Parma ham, with a side of homemade mash.

Niall stares at Louis' lunch hungrily.

Liam: Sounds very good! What do you have Harry?

Harry: I have tacos!

Liam: Oh very nice! Niall, what do you have?

Niall: Nothing much. A medium double breasted chicken wrap with halloumi cheese and peri peri fries with perinaise.

The rest of them stare at Niall wide-eyed.

Liam: That seems like a lot of food you got there Niall.

Niall: Doesn't seem like a lot to me.

After a few minutes of eating and small talk, (Heh. Small Talk. Ok I'm sorry.) Niall has already finished his lunch but is still hungry. (Lol sounds like the book The Very Hungry Caterpillar ok I'm sorry that was the last interruption.) He starts to slightly lean over to Louis side of the table, continuing to stare at his lunch like he did before. Louis notices him and gets a little protective of his own lunch.

Louis: Can I help you Niall?

Niall: Lou can I borrow some of your food?

Louis: Borrow?

Niall: Yeah.

Louis: What are you going to do with it if you're "borrowing" it?

Niall: Eat it.

Louis: But Niall when you borrow something you give it back to the person you got it from when you're done with it.

Niall: If you give me about 24 hours I'll give it back to you...

Louis: ...

Niall: ...

Louis: ...

Niall: ...in the toilet.

Louis: Ew! Fine! Just take this.

He practically throws Niall a piece of chicken.

Niall: Cheers! I'll make sure to give it right ba-

Louis: N- no no! It's fine! Keep it!

Niall: Alright. Thanks!

After lunch Mr. Payne instructs the boys as to what activities they will be completing.

Liam: Zayn and Louis, why don't you work on paper cut outs and Niall and Harry you can work on- Yes Harry?

Harry: Can I please go to the toilet?

Liam: Go right ahead.

Harry: Thank you.

Harry walks across the classroom to the small washroom on the other side.

Liam: Niall, when Harry gets back you and him can work on- HARRY CLOSE THE TOILET DOOR!!!!!

Harry: Oh! Right. Sorry!

Louis: Perv-...

Louis looks up and sees Mr. Payne looking down at him disapprovingly.

Louis: Hi!

He smiles innocently.

Liam: Hi.

Harry is still standing in the doorway of the toilet and smiles cheekily as he slowly closes the door. The boys laugh their heads off while Liam stands at the front of the class with his head in his hands.

The three boys head to their assigned stations when a loud 'pop' is heard from the toilet.

Harry: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!! Who put 'Pop It's' on the inside of the toilet seat?!?!?!

Zayn: Who do you think?

Harry: LOUIS!!!!

Louis: Who me? I would never.

Louis smiles like a devil in an angel's disguise.

Harry: You scared the sh-

Niall: Hey no potty mouth!

Harry: What? You mean the word shi-

Niall: No potty mouth!

Harry: Sh-

Niall: No!

Harry: Shhhiii-

Niall: Don't say it!

Liam: Ok! Enough! Louis go in the far corner for timeout and Harry go in that corner for timeout.

Louis: What did I do?!

Liam: You scared the sh-

Niall stares at Liam with wide eyes.

Liam clears his throat.

Liam: You scared Harry.

Louis: *sighs* Fine.

Louis pretends to flip his hair dramatically and walks over to the corner.

Liam: You too Harry.

Harry: What did I do?!

Liam: You we're saying inappropriate words.

Harry: But I didn't actually say it.

Liam: You almost did. Corner now please.

Harry: Fine I see how it is.

Harry walks over to the same corner as Louis.

Liam: The other corner!

Harry: Can't even be with my friend. You monster.

Louis: Yeah! Are you trying to ruin our friendship?!

Liam: Louis be quiet.

Louis: Make me.

Liam: I have duct tape.

Louis: *In a whining voice* He's threatening me!

Just to make things worse, Niall gets up in the middle of the reprimanding and goes over to Harry's school bag. He unzips the zipper and Dusty jumps out of the bag.

Liam: Niall! Why do you have a cat?!

Niall: It's not mine it's Harry's!

Zayn: See I told you he had a real cat!

Harry: Dusty! I missed you!

Liam: Wait! You can't have pets in school!

Louis: That's what I told Harry but he didn't listen.

The room was filled with chaos. Harry was chasing Dusty around the room, who was making a mess as he went. Niall and Zayn were making a mess of their supplies while Liam was trying to get everything under control. For once, Louis actually wasn't really doing anything.

As Liam did his best to clam down his class of 4 boys, the bell rang, signaling the end of the day. Before Mr. Payne could say anything, his students had grabbed their bags and were heading for the door.

Niall: Bye Mr. Payne have a great day!

Zayn: Sorry for the mess!

Before Liam knew it the boys were out the door and he was left in the classroom by himself. He looked around as the mess lost for almost all words. He heard a soft meow coming from the corner and saw Harry's cat. Just as he went over to the cat Harry burst through the door.

Harry: Oh no I forgot Dusty!

Harry scoops Dusty up in his arms and runs out the door.

Harry: See you tomorrow Mr. Payne!

Liam stood by himself in silence for a moment before thinking out loud.

Liam: What just happened?

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Yeah I know I said I wasn't going to post this story for another few days but here I am. Posting the story a few hours after I said I was going to post it next week. I locked myself in my room and got it done. But yeah let me know what you guys think of his story! Sorry that it's pretty short. If you have any ideas for "What if One Direction...?" stories feel free to comment and if I choose your topic I'll make sure to credit you! Don't forget to like, follow, comment, and/or vote! Love you guys! Byeeee!